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sodascouts
02-20-2009, 02:42 AM
Another goofy Facebook meme!

My life according to Google.
Instructions: Type in your first name and the search term in quotation marks, and then copy and paste the phrase/sentence as it appears on the first website that comes up in Google to answer the question.

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Nancy needs to learn what the moon is. (?)

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Nancy looks like the most beautiful bride. (aw)

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Nancy does disco! (lol!)

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Nancy hates Better Know a District (this is apparently from a page about Nancy Pelosi hating on Steve Colbert! lol)

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search
Nancy goes to Rio! (I wish!)

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search
Nancy loves! loves!! loves!!! Jane O'Connor! (who?)

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Nancy eats food. (That's original)

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search
Nancy has her Vision Quest. (huh?)

9: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Nancy wants a 757. (Pelosi again!)

10: Type in "[your name] is" in Google search:
Nancy is funny. (I like that!)

ticky
02-20-2009, 03:29 AM
There were so many great responses I took a few liberties and put all the best ones in.


Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Rhonda Need Emergency Advice ~ .. usually

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Rhonda looks like she knows this is going to be a hopeless cause ~ Eh..

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Rhonda does the happy dance ~ Yuh HUH!!

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Rhonda hates Erica ~ Sorry Erica. Who exactly are you?

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search
Rhonda Goes Broke (always)
Rhonda Goes To the Pet Store (occasionally)
Rhonda Goes On a Diet (usually)
Rhonda Goes Fishing (rarely)
Rhonda Goes Weekly (I have the bladder the size of a petrolium barrel)

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search
Rhonda loves all the great sex ~ (YESSSS!)
RHONDA LOVES THE NEW SALVIA (the old stuff was getting a little stale)
Rhonda Loves Cory (Fledman? Haines? Take your pick..)
Rhonda Loves Jim (im fickle)


7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Rhonda Eat Kansas City (I was reeeally hungry)

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search
Rhonda has it wrong! ~ usually
Rhonda has no contributions to videos ~ YET!
Rhonda has no favorite wiki guides ~ but im looking!


9: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Rhonda wants it weekly ~ AT LEAST!
Rhonda wants to go home ~ *snif*
Rhonda wants to keep her hair ~ damn male pattern baldness

10: Type in "[your name] is" in Google search:
RHONDA IS HER NAME ~ YEAH!
Rhonda is a psionic half-elf ~ explaines the ears
Rhonda is seeing ... ~ Dead people? naked people? other people? all of the above?

TimothyBFan
02-20-2009, 08:34 AM
1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Willie needs the real world. (NO--it scares me!!)

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Willie looks like he got some hairplugs. (:hilarious:-now that's just funny!)

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Wicked Willie does standup... (again--funny stuff!!!)

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Willie hates Jarome's ugly mug as much as I do. (poor Jarome!)

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search
Willie goes to sea. (there are those that would like to send me there)

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search
Jillie Willie loves & hugs.

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Willie eats a healthy snack while studying on the 3rd floor. (healthy--I think not!)

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search
Willie has gone to the war. (H*ll no!)

9: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Willie wants free to be. (?)

10: Type in "[your name] is" in Google search:
Willie is going to live forever. (Immortality!!!)

Troubadour
02-20-2009, 09:49 AM
I love these. Some very funny ones above!

Here goes...

1. Louise needs Professional Help. (Cut to the chase, why don't ya!)

2. Louise looks like she has soft, silky fur. (Umm...)

3. Louise does Cupid on Valentines (Lucky old Cupid!)

4. Louise hates flying.

5. Miss Louise Goes To Paris (Apparently this is a childrens book, in which Miss Louise is a primary school teacher who is whisked off to Paris by her boyfriend on Valentines Day. If only!)

6. Louise loves John (Grisham? Cusack? David Souther?)

7. Louise eats grass, hay and goat mix and likes nibbling on young trees (I don't mind old ones either :shrug:)

8. Louise has divided loyalties over Sunday's Big Cup game

9. Louise wants more money (Ain't that the truth.)

10. Louise is 'an inspiration' (Oh, stop it!)

EagleLady
02-20-2009, 10:20 AM
Lisa Needs Braces (no really)

Lisa looks like Niki Taylor ( wow)

Lisa does Dubai (huh)

Lisa Hates her Freak Cheeks (um, ok)

Lisa goes to Washington (cool)

Lisa loves Libraries ( I love books)

Lisa eats a bran Muffin (lol)

Lisa has a calf

Lisa wants to mow the lawn ( don't think so)

Lisa is cooking ( I don't cook)

Brooke
02-20-2009, 05:36 PM
Ok, had to improvise with my name since it's so strange. :rolleyes:
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Gayle needs your help in Florida. (well, I'd love to go!)

Gayle looks like a corpse. (Hey, you don't know me!)

Gayle does not like Umpiring Challenge System. (No, I do not! Huh?)

Gayle hates April Fool's Day. (No I don't!)

Gayle goes shopping. (:thumbsup:)

Gayle loves cricket. (lol)

Gayle has no hope. :cry:

Gayle wants to end tour on a high note. (With the Eagles maybe?)

Gayle is reforming foster care. (Well, that would be admirable.)

LWKUA
02-21-2009, 07:33 PM
Lynn needs develop a larger repertoire of reading vocabulary. (a larger what?)

Lynn looks like an old f#$t. (This is the edited version of the returned result, and I beg the speaker's pardon....)

Lynn does not like Barack Obama’s Elitist Tax Plan. (Or, taxes, period.)

Lynn hates common sense, loves wasting time. (Hey, who has been tracking my internet surfing habits?!)

Lynn has gone 34-8 in the event and advanced to at least the semifinals....(Or at least the athletic me in some parallel universe has...)

Lynn loves to walk on the farm or ride in the golf cart. (Yes, and never the other way around.)

Lynn has a spotless reputation. (pffew!)

Lynn wants to run away. (Wish I could, but there's a blizzard outside right now so I don't think it's worth the effort.)

Lynn is in as a new Deputy Defense secretary. (Oh cool, I've always wanted to meet Jeff Baxter from the Doobie Brothers, who also works in this department. [cue the twilight zone music])

Freypower
02-21-2009, 08:16 PM
Julie needs your help (yes, to meet Glenn Frey)!

Julie looks like she's having a really good time! (Well, yes, I always do when I'm on The Border).

Julie does not like to do the dishes (true. It eventually got away from 'Julia').

Julie hates the world below (this apparently comes from a lyric by the Levellers).

Julie goes overseas!!!! YES!!!! Although this was the third link this is me and oh, how I wish it were true.

Julie loves books. Utterly accurate. (Also, Julie loves English and champagne).

Julie has left the building! Dude!!!!

Julie wants attention (all this really makes me sound egotistical).

Julie is her name (I had to go to the second page to get this. It refers to singer Julie London).

Ive always been a dreamer
02-21-2009, 11:00 PM
Kay needs TO GET LAID AND FAST! ANYONE WANT HER? (I swear I didn't make this up - but let me just say to the ladies- nevermind!) :lol:

Kay looks like Marilyn Manson. (Oh crap - I'll never get laid now).

Kay does a moral backflip. :oops:

Kay hates geeks. (Well - hate is a strong word).

Kay goes on the ride of her life. (Woah - watch out Glenn!!!) :nod: :nod:

Kay loves U and UR a complete hotty. (Woah - watch out again, Glenn!!!) :nod: :nod:

Kay eats crow. (again)

Kay has a new upbeat song. (Watch out everyone!)

Kay wants to gain weight. (HELLO!)

Kay is one of the earliest pioneers of object-oriented programming. (Yeah right - now, what the hell is THAT!)

EagleLady
02-21-2009, 11:07 PM
:rofl: That is too funny dreamer

ticky
02-22-2009, 10:07 PM
Kay needs TO GET LAID AND FAST! ANYONE WANT HER? (I swear I didn't make this up - but let me just say to the ladies- nevermind!) :lol:

First of all, let me just say.. I know this guy.. I mean if you're interested...



Kay looks like Marilyn Manson. (Oh crap - I'll never get laid now).

Re-hee-hee-eaalllyyyy????



Kay goes on the ride of her life. (Woah - watch out Glenn!!!) :nod: :nod:


WEEEEEEE..... The Glenn-a-coaster!!!

Wildthyme
02-24-2009, 02:29 AM
Since I go by two names I googled these for both Camilla and Cami...

1:Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Camilla needs to work harder (not gonna so :P)
Cami needs to go. (well you try drinking 64 oz of water a day and see what happens...)

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Camilla looks like a plastic doll in that photo (Barbie? Ken? Betty Blowup?)
Cami looks like a piper tank

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Camilla does not want to be the queen (Well this Camilla would take a shot at it...)
Cami does look like a nickname. (uh, it kinda IS one)

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Camilla hates Jacques with the burning of a thousand suns. (Who is Jacques and why do I hate him?)
Cami hates steroids (Well yeah. They would give me man muscles and make me crankier than I already am...)

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search
Camilla goes glam.
Cami goes for a walk.

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search
Camilla loves Josef.
Cami loves Chris.
(apparently I am lovin' on ALL the boys...)

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Camilla eats live worms.
Cami eats with a fork.
(well yes, I always use the good silverware when scarfing down my insects...)

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search
Camilla has been dating Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers
Cami has a question and needs your help.
(If I am dating a teenaged pop star what I probably need is a lawyer...)

9: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Camilla wants more NHS cash for osteoporosis
Cami wants to make love right now.
(Well maybe not right this second considering I am at work and there would be a large audience...)

10: Type in "[your name] is" in Google search:
Camilla is a delightful gerbil. (qweep qweep qweep)
Cami is an amazing dog. (arf arf arf)

Outlawman13
03-19-2013, 11:11 PM
Christy needs a new computer (ohh badly)

Christy looks like she about to blow smoke (LOL what the heck)

Christy does her best at stuffing that turkey (LOL OHHH my god)

Christy hates me (LOL that's what it said)

Christy goes traveling

Christy loves is on facebook (LOL)

Christy eats Quinoa (I don't know what that is)

Christy has also performed detailed reconstruction of surface temperature for Central California. (LOL)

Christy wants a f***ing funnel cake. (LOL)

Christy is the eldest of the Jenkins sisters (I don't know who they are. LOL)

sodascouts
03-20-2013, 03:05 PM
Ah, this is an old one! I decided to do it again and see what came up.

My life according to Google.
Instructions: Type in your first name and the search term in quotation marks, and then copy and paste the phrase/sentence as it appears on the first website that comes up in Google to answer the question.

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:

Nancy needs to calm down. (Hey!)

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:

Nancy looks like something from an imaginary, pre-industrial world, viewed with the enchanted love of a remembered first encounter. (Um... thanks?)

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:

"Nancy Does Dallas" is the 13th episode in the 13th season of the Fox animated series King of the Hill. (I don't think I want to see that episode.)

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:

Nancy hates the Bush family. (Nancy Pelosi reference)

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search

Nancy goes to Rio. (the same as before!)

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search

Nancy loves Sid. (ah yes, the famous couple)

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:

Nancy eats food. (the same as before - so lame lol)

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search

Nancy has stated that she is of Welsh ancestry. (Actually, I am, a little!)

9: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:

Nancy Wants It Done This Year (again, Pelosi - and I do! lol)

10: Type in "[your name] is" in Google search:

Nancy is happy. (That's nice!)

Henley Honey
03-20-2013, 04:50 PM
OK, here goes . . .
Joan/Joanie
1) Needs A drink.
2) Looks like She's all out of love and down on her luck.
3) Does Not own a Volvo.
4) Hates Everyone -- Starting with myself.
5) Goes Into Labor
6) Loves Chachi
7) Eats Cakes
8) Has Not told Greg she'd had an affair with Roger
9) Wants To make her marriage work because Joan wants everything to work.
10) Is An American fashion model who currently resides in Hollywood, California

Five are true. Any guesses???

VAisForEagleLovers
03-20-2013, 04:52 PM
OK, here goes . . .
Joan/Joanie
1) Needs A drink.
2) Looks like She's all out of love and down on her luck.
3) Does Not own a Volvo.
4) Hates Everyone -- Starting with myself.
5) Goes Into Labor
6) Loves Chachi
7) Eats Cakes
8) Has Not told Greg she'd had an affair with Roger
9) Wants To make her marriage work because Joan wants everything to work.
10) Is An American fashion model who currently resides in Hollywood, California

Five are true. Any guesses???

Well, definitely #1...that one was easy.

Henley Honey
03-20-2013, 04:57 PM
Well, definitely #1...that one was easy.


LOL, beeotch.

Tiffanny Twisted
03-20-2013, 05:16 PM
true well lets see

1,
3,
7,
Ok I give up what are the other two???
and one was a dead ggive a way..lol

WalshFan88
03-21-2013, 01:08 AM
1. Austin needs this
2. Austin looks like Harry Styles (:rofl:)
3. Austin does the Harlem Shake (LMAO!)
4. Austin hates life ( :( )
5. Austin goes 100 Percent Renewable (WTF?!)
6. Austin loves the world
7. Austin eats food tours
8. Austin has become the go-to product test market (LOL)
9. Austin wants other cities' advice on permit backlog
10. Austin is cool (Jeeze, finally a nice one!)

Witchy Woman
03-21-2013, 01:47 PM
Patty needs a new home
Patty looks like a giant, angry brown baby (?)
Patty does a little undercover
Patty hates everyone (LOL !!)
Patty goes to a nutritionist
Patty loves giraffes
Patty eats oats
Patty has a sweet hiney (LOL !!)
Patty wants a lifestyle change
Patty is a poor college student

EaglesKiwi
03-21-2013, 03:12 PM
Suzanne:

1. Needs to write more
2. Looks like a Viking (:lol:. Second response was "looks like a hottie" but I'd be cheating if I put that!).
3. Suzanne does a new solo show. (Woohoo! Don Henley please!!).:yay:
4. Suzanne hates driving (especially the morning commute...)
5. Suzanne goes looking for a friend (and found some here! :-))
6. Loves Zumba (ummm... not so much!)
7. Eats everything (waaaay too close to the truth! Food obsessed, moi!)
8. Has three times as many brothers as she has sisters (maths question, actually I do have 3 brothers, but no sisters so not quite right)
9. Wants smaller class sizes (yes please)
10. Is getting married (apparently a song. In real life I've been happily - most of the time - married for 13 years, and one husband is plenty!!).

Henley Honey
03-21-2013, 03:27 PM
Patty needs a new home
Patty looks like a giant, angry brown baby (?)
Patty does a little undercover
Patty hates everyone (LOL !!)
Patty goes to a nutritionist
Patty loves giraffes
Patty eats oats
Patty has a sweet hiney (LOL !!)
Patty wants a lifestyle change
Patty is a poor college student


Very funny. Sweet hiney, oat eating, angry brown baby. Love it.

Brooke
03-21-2013, 03:28 PM
My real name just did not work so I did my board name!

1. Brooke needs your help (for sure!)
2. Brooke looks like any other baby girl (hmm, I'm 56!)
3. Brooke does college (yeah right!)
4. Brooke hates me (no I don't!)
5. Brooke goes green ( I should!)
6. Brooke loves flicka (the horse? ok!)
7. Brooke eats pizza (yum!)
8. Brooke has thyroid cancer (Brooke Burke :sad:)
9. Brooke wants to have equal amounts of room on all four sides of her pool table (hmmmm, ok!)
10. Brooke is doing it for the kids (Of course!)