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Molly
03-02-2007, 11:25 AM
3 little old ladies, Kay, Molly and Karen were out celebrating Karen's birthday. They accidently walked into a male strip club.

Before they realized what was happening, they were seated in the front row!

A well-endowed male dancer begins gyrating all around them.

When Kay sees this, she has a stroke. After a few seconds, Molly has a stroke.

Karen, with a slight grin on her face, nearly had a stroke....















....but her arms weren't quite long enough.http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/mollycinder/13_1_104v1.gif

Happy, happy birthday, Z!! Hope all of your dreams come true!

sodascouts
03-02-2007, 11:37 AM
lol! Happy birthday, Karen!

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b141/glennfreyonline/tim/TSchmitJLRTB03.jpg

Here's to champagne wishes and TBS dreams!

Perfect Little Sister
03-02-2007, 11:40 AM
:lol: :hilarious: :laugh: :rofl:

That's a great one Molly!

Happy Birthday Z!!!!!!!

No wonder I like you so much...you're a fellow pisces. :wink:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b20/eaglesaddict05/timindianwells.jpg

Brooke
03-02-2007, 11:56 AM
Omg, that is too funny Molly! Love it! :applause:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Z!

Have a great one! :cheers:

EasyFeeling
03-02-2007, 02:34 PM
That's too funny, Molly. :D

Happy Birthday, Z! http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/e020.gif

Randy's Girl
03-02-2007, 05:17 PM
Hey, happy birthday, Z! Hope you have a fabulous day! I wish you balloons and rainbows and smiles and icecream and things :D

Glennsallnighter
03-02-2007, 05:34 PM
Happy Birthday Z. Hope you have as good a day as I had the other day. Enjoy every moment of it, because as they say, a good birthday sets you up for a good year. :thumbsup: Love GA

Freypower
03-02-2007, 06:20 PM
Have a very happy birthday Karen.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v242/ozeagle/Hell%20Freezes%20Over/ICTYW5.jpg

timfan
03-02-2007, 06:44 PM
Karen, Timothy is sending you a birthday kiss!!! :xoxo:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c80/timmyfan/tbs3.jpg

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Z!!!

DonFan
03-02-2007, 11:52 PM
Happy, happy birthday Z!

Maleah
03-03-2007, 01:39 AM
LOL!!!!!

Happy birthday Karen!!!!!!!

glenneaglesfan
03-03-2007, 04:45 AM
ROFL, Molly!!

Happy Birthday, Z, I hope all your birthday wishes come true!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c96/Glenneaglesfan/71222783.jpg

freyfanatic
03-03-2007, 05:39 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAREN!!!!

http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/h030.gif

tbs fanatic
03-03-2007, 07:38 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAREN. Have a fantabulous day. :D

Ive always been a dreamer
03-03-2007, 07:43 PM
Ah Molly! I swear I almost had a stroke reading your post! :D :D

And to Z

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n246/scotsbilly/k034.gif http://www.websmileys.com/sm/party/fest31.gif


BTW - I forgot how old Z will be on Monday! :twisted: But here's a little honey to sweeten your day, Z ...

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c80/timmyfan/tbs555.jpg

Z
03-04-2007, 12:36 PM
Ladies --

Thank you all for your kind wishes and wonderful pictures! Please allow me to say just a few things:

Molly -- I had two thoughts on your exceptional joke. (1) Do you really think that short arms would stop me? and (2) he couldn't have been THAT well endowed! :rofl:

TF -- that's a perfect capture! :inlove:

GEF -- if all my wishes do come true, I'll miss you all...... :P

dreamer -- like I told you last year, I'll be 29 tomorrow! :lie:

Ive always been a dreamer
03-04-2007, 01:45 PM
Molly -- I had two thoughts on your exceptional joke. (1) Do you really think that short arms would stop me? and (2) he couldn't have been THAT well endowed! :rofl:

Good point, Z.


GEF -- if all my wishes do come true, I'll miss you all...... :P

Have you figured out what to do about Mrs. S. yet?



dreamer -- like I told you last year, I'll be 29 tomorrow! :lie:

That's right - I remember that, now!