My Life According to Google - Search Terms Game
Another goofy Facebook meme!
My life according to Google.
Instructions: Type in your first name and the search term in quotation marks, and then copy and paste the phrase/sentence as it appears on the first website that comes up in Google to answer the question.
1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Nancy needs to learn what the moon is. (?)
2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Nancy looks like the most beautiful bride. (aw)
3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Nancy does disco! (lol!)
4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Nancy hates Better Know a District (this is apparently from a page about Nancy Pelosi hating on Steve Colbert! lol)
5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search
Nancy goes to Rio! (I wish!)
6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search
Nancy loves! loves!! loves!!! Jane O'Connor! (who?)
7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Nancy eats food. (That's original)
8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search
Nancy has her Vision Quest. (huh?)
9: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Nancy wants a 757. (Pelosi again!)
10: Type in "[your name] is" in Google search:
Nancy is funny. (I like that!)
Re: My Life According to Google - Search Terms Game
There were so many great responses I took a few liberties and put all the best ones in.
Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Rhonda Need Emergency Advice ~ .. usually
2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Rhonda looks like she knows this is going to be a hopeless cause ~ Eh..
3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Rhonda does the happy dance ~ Yuh HUH!!
4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Rhonda hates Erica ~ Sorry Erica. Who exactly are you?
5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search
Rhonda Goes Broke (always)
Rhonda Goes To the Pet Store (occasionally)
Rhonda Goes On a Diet (usually)
Rhonda Goes Fishing (rarely)
Rhonda Goes Weekly (I have the bladder the size of a petrolium barrel)
6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search
Rhonda loves all the great sex ~ (YESSSS!)
RHONDA LOVES THE NEW SALVIA (the old stuff was getting a little stale)
Rhonda Loves Cory (Fledman? Haines? Take your pick..)
Rhonda Loves Jim (im fickle)
7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Rhonda Eat Kansas City (I was reeeally hungry)
8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search
Rhonda has it wrong! ~ usually
Rhonda has no contributions to videos ~ YET!
Rhonda has no favorite wiki guides ~ but im looking!
9: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Rhonda wants it weekly ~ AT LEAST!
Rhonda wants to go home ~ *snif*
Rhonda wants to keep her hair ~ damn male pattern baldness
10: Type in "[your name] is" in Google search:
RHONDA IS HER NAME ~ YEAH!
Rhonda is a psionic half-elf ~ explaines the ears
Rhonda is seeing ... ~ Dead people? naked people? other people? all of the above?
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1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Willie needs the real world. (NO--it scares me!!)
2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Willie looks like he got some hairplugs. (:hilarious:-now that's just funny!)
3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Wicked Willie does standup... (again--funny stuff!!!)
4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Willie hates Jarome's ugly mug as much as I do. (poor Jarome!)
5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search
Willie goes to sea. (there are those that would like to send me there)
6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search
Jillie Willie loves & hugs.
7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Willie eats a healthy snack while studying on the 3rd floor. (healthy--I think not!)
8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search
Willie has gone to the war. (H*ll no!)
9: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Willie wants free to be. (?)
10: Type in "[your name] is" in Google search:
Willie is going to live forever. (Immortality!!!)
Re: My Life According to Google - Search Terms Game
I love these. Some very funny ones above!
Here goes...
1. Louise needs Professional Help. (Cut to the chase, why don't ya!)
2. Louise looks like she has soft, silky fur. (Umm...)
3. Louise does Cupid on Valentines (Lucky old Cupid!)
4. Louise hates flying.
5. Miss Louise Goes To Paris (Apparently this is a childrens book, in which Miss Louise is a primary school teacher who is whisked off to Paris by her boyfriend on Valentines Day. If only!)
6. Louise loves John (Grisham? Cusack? David Souther?)
7. Louise eats grass, hay and goat mix and likes nibbling on young trees (I don't mind old ones either :shrug:)
8. Louise has divided loyalties over Sunday's Big Cup game
9. Louise wants more money (Ain't that the truth.)
10. Louise is 'an inspiration' (Oh, stop it!)
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Lisa Needs Braces (no really)
Lisa looks like Niki Taylor ( wow)
Lisa does Dubai (huh)
Lisa Hates her Freak Cheeks (um, ok)
Lisa goes to Washington (cool)
Lisa loves Libraries ( I love books)
Lisa eats a bran Muffin (lol)
Lisa has a calf
Lisa wants to mow the lawn ( don't think so)
Lisa is cooking ( I don't cook)
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Ok, had to improvise with my name since it's so strange. :rolleyes:
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Gayle needs your help in Florida. (well, I'd love to go!)
Gayle looks like a corpse. (Hey, you don't know me!)
Gayle does not like Umpiring Challenge System. (No, I do not! Huh?)
Gayle hates April Fool's Day. (No I don't!)
Gayle goes shopping. (:thumbsup:)
Gayle loves cricket. (lol)
Gayle has no hope. :cry:
Gayle wants to end tour on a high note. (With the Eagles maybe?)
Gayle is reforming foster care. (Well, that would be admirable.)
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Lynn needs develop a larger repertoire of reading vocabulary. (a larger what?)
Lynn looks like an old f#$t. (This is the edited version of the returned result, and I beg the speaker's pardon....)
Lynn does not like Barack Obama’s Elitist Tax Plan. (Or, taxes, period.)
Lynn hates common sense, loves wasting time. (Hey, who has been tracking my internet surfing habits?!)
Lynn has gone 34-8 in the event and advanced to at least the semifinals....(Or at least the athletic me in some parallel universe has...)
Lynn loves to walk on the farm or ride in the golf cart. (Yes, and never the other way around.)
Lynn has a spotless reputation. (pffew!)
Lynn wants to run away. (Wish I could, but there's a blizzard outside right now so I don't think it's worth the effort.)
Lynn is in as a new Deputy Defense secretary. (Oh cool, I've always wanted to meet Jeff Baxter from the Doobie Brothers, who also works in this department. [cue the twilight zone music])
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Julie needs your help (yes, to meet Glenn Frey)!
Julie looks like she's having a really good time! (Well, yes, I always do when I'm on The Border).
Julie does not like to do the dishes (true. It eventually got away from 'Julia').
Julie hates the world below (this apparently comes from a lyric by the Levellers).
Julie goes overseas!!!! YES!!!! Although this was the third link this is me and oh, how I wish it were true.
Julie loves books. Utterly accurate. (Also, Julie loves English and champagne).
Julie has left the building! Dude!!!!
Julie wants attention (all this really makes me sound egotistical).
Julie is her name (I had to go to the second page to get this. It refers to singer Julie London).
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Kay needs TO GET LAID AND FAST! ANYONE WANT HER? (I swear I didn't make this up - but let me just say to the ladies- nevermind!) :lol:
Kay looks like Marilyn Manson. (Oh crap - I'll never get laid now).
Kay does a moral backflip. :oops:
Kay hates geeks. (Well - hate is a strong word).
Kay goes on the ride of her life. (Woah - watch out Glenn!!!) :nod: :nod:
Kay loves U and UR a complete hotty. (Woah - watch out again, Glenn!!!) :nod: :nod:
Kay eats crow. (again)
Kay has a new upbeat song. (Watch out everyone!)
Kay wants to gain weight. (HELLO!)
Kay is one of the earliest pioneers of object-oriented programming. (Yeah right - now, what the hell is THAT!)
Re: My Life According to Google - Search Terms Game
:rofl: That is too funny dreamer