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Stuck on the Border
Re: Eagles Mad Libs
Road Trip
One day I decided to take a road trip to _________. It was a beautiful day and the _______ were in bloom. As I was cruising down the road I saw ___________ broken down on the side of the road.
“Hey, need a ride?, I asked. “I can take you to the nearest _________.”
He hopped in and off we went. Once we got the small talk out of the way he said, “Mind if I turn on the _______? I get ________ when I’m not driving.”
“Of course,” I said. “I am the same way. I don’t like to drive without ________. Are you hungry? Let’s stop at this _______ drive through and order some ______.”
We ate on the road and before we knew it we had reached his destination.
“Thanks for the lift”, he said and leaned over and kissed me on the _______. “But let me leave you with some words of wisdom – ‘Never ______ your ______ unless you know how many ______ are chasing the ______!’”
~ Cathy ~
And I dream I'm on vacation 'Cause I like the way that sounds,
It's a perfect occupation for me.
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Stuck on the Border
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Stuck on the Border
Re: Eagles Mad Libs
My imagination isn't as good as some of yours apparently (woolly mammoth just cracked me up!!!)
Road Trip
One day I decided to take a road trip to New Orleans. It was a beautiful day and the dogs were in bloom. As I was cruising down the road I saw Timothy B. broken down on the side of the road.
“Hey, need a ride?, I asked. “I can take you to the nearest shed.”
He hopped in and off we went. Once we got the small talk out of the way he said, “Mind if I turn on the fireplace? I get hot when I’m not driving.”
“Of course,” I said. “I am the same way. I don’t like to drive without highchair. Are you hungry? Let’s stop at this Hacienda drive through and order some tacos.”
We ate on the road and before we knew it we had reached his destination.
“Thanks for the lift”, he said and leaned over and kissed me on the arm. “But let me leave you with some words of wisdom – ‘Never walk your clipboard unless you know how many priests are chasing the giraffes!’”
Some of that kinda made sense. And Timothy can get hot when he's not driving anytime he wants in my car!!!
He sings it high, he plays it low
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