PM, this was a terrific idea. I have been laughing my head off at everyone's posts!
Road Trip
One day I decided to take a road trip to _the beach. It was a beautiful day and the _suitcases were in bloom. As I was cruising down the road I saw __Don Henley broken down on the side of the road.
“Hey, need a ride?, I asked. “I can take you to the nearest _Hotel California_.”
He hopped in and off we went. Once we got the small talk out of the way he said, “Mind if I turn on the _guitar? I get pretty when I’m not driving.”
“Of course,” I said. “I am the same way. I don’t like to drive without __drums. Are you hungry? Let’s stop at this Pablos drive through and order some _quesadillas_.”
We ate on the road and before we knew it we had reached his destination.
“Thanks for the lift”, he said and leaned over and kissed me on the mouth.. “But let me leave you with some words of wisdom – ‘Never _run_ your __car unless you know how many _singers_ are chasing the _cats_!’”