Eagles Mad Libs

[TimothyBFan]

The same thing you are doing to Joe in the Outhouse!!!

[ticky]

I love Joe, but he's on his own in the outhouse! hehehehehe

[Brooke]

All of yours are too funny! Here's mine:


One day I decided to take a road trip to Cancun. It was a beautiful day and the flowers were in bloom. As I was cruising down the road I saw Glenn Frey broken down on the side of the road.
“Hey, need a ride?, I asked. “I can take you to the nearest Four Seasons hotel.”
He hopped in and off we went. Once we got the small talk out of the way he said, “Mind if I turn on the cat? I get fluffy when I’m not driving.”
“Of course,” I said. “I am the same way. I don’t like to drive without cats. Are you hungry? Let’s stop at this Ruby Tuesday's drive through and order some prime rib.”
We ate on the road and before we knew it we had reached his destination.
“Thanks for the lift”, he said and leaned over and kissed me on the neck. “But let me leave you with some words of wisdom – ‘Never walk your dog unless you know how many secretaries are chasing the horses!’”

Ooh, not too bad in places! I'd take Glenn to the Four Seasons anytime he gets fluffy and kisses me on the neck!

[Prettymaid]

Lol Brooke! I bet it's pretty hard to eat prime rib while you're driving!

I can hear it now - Glenn's new hit single I Get Fluffy!

[TimothyBFan]

Brooke--I don't know, but Cancun, Four Season's Hotel, Glenn getting fluffy... it's 'bout as close to erotic literature as you can get on this board! I was anxious to read on!

[Prettymaid]

My only concern is that Glenn wants to turn on the cat!

[DonFan]

PM, this was a terrific idea. I have been laughing my head off at everyone's posts!

Road Trip

One day I decided to take a road trip to _the beach. It was a beautiful day and the _suitcases were in bloom. As I was cruising down the road I saw __Don Henley broken down on the side of the road.
“Hey, need a ride?, I asked. “I can take you to the nearest _Hotel California_.”
He hopped in and off we went. Once we got the small talk out of the way he said, “Mind if I turn on the _guitar? I get pretty when I’m not driving.”
“Of course,” I said. “I am the same way. I don’t like to drive without __drums. Are you hungry? Let’s stop at this Pablos drive through and order some _quesadillas_.”
We ate on the road and before we knew it we had reached his destination.
“Thanks for the lift”, he said and leaned over and kissed me on the mouth.. “But let me leave you with some words of wisdom – ‘Never _run_ your __car unless you know how many _singers_ are chasing the _cats_!’”

[Koala]

Road Trip

One day I decided to take a road trip to wood. It was a beautiful day and the seettes were in bloom. As I was cruising down the road I saw Glenn Frey broken down on the side of the road.
“Hey, need a ride?, I asked. “I can take you to the nearest school.”
He hopped in and off we went. Once we got the small talk out of the way he said, “Mind if I turn on the concert? I get cold when I’m not driving.”
“Of course,” I said. “I am the same way. I don’t like to drive without books.Are you hungry? Let’s stop at this mexican restaurant drive through and order some cornflaks.”
We ate on the road and before we knew it we had reached his destination.
“Thanks for the lift”, he said and leaned over and kissed me on the arm. “But let me leave you with some words of wisdom – ‘Never paint your teacher unless you know how many doctors are chasing the dog!’”

[Prettymaid]

DF, sounds like you've got quite the band started in that car, with Don on guitar and you on the drums!

Koala, you and Soda are the same - you both like to drive with books!

[Troubadour]

These are a hoot. Just what I needed!

Here's mine:

One day I decided to take a road trip to London. It was a beautiful day and the shoes were in bloom. As I was cruising down the road I saw Don broken down on the side of the road.
“Hey, need a ride?, I asked. “I can take you to the nearest barn.”
He hopped in and off we went. Once we got the small talk out of the way he said, “Mind if I turn on the chair? I get hot when I’m not driving.”
“Of course,” I said. “I am the same way. I don’t like to drive without jeans. Are you hungry? Let’s stop at this Chiquito drive through and order some strawberries.”
We ate on the road and before we knew it we had reached his destination.
“Thanks for the lift”, he said and leaned over and kissed me on the leg. “But let me leave you with some words of wisdom – ‘Never jump your table unless you know how many doctors are chasing the bears!’”

Er... OK Don...