Another goofy Facebook meme!

My life according to Google.
Instructions: Type in your first name and the search term in quotation marks, and then copy and paste the phrase/sentence as it appears on the first website that comes up in Google to answer the question.

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Nancy needs to learn what the moon is. (?)

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Nancy looks like the most beautiful bride. (aw)

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Nancy does disco! (lol!)

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Nancy hates Better Know a District (this is apparently from a page about Nancy Pelosi hating on Steve Colbert! lol)

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search
Nancy goes to Rio! (I wish!)

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search
Nancy loves! loves!! loves!!! Jane O'Connor! (who?)

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Nancy eats food. (That's original)

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search
Nancy has her Vision Quest. (huh?)

9: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Nancy wants a 757. (Pelosi again!)

10: Type in "[your name] is" in Google search:
Nancy is funny. (I like that!)