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    Default Eagles Song Parodies

    Okay, here's an idea yanked from another thread. Take an Eagles song, whatever you like, and add your own lyrics,
    example.. here's mine from the other thread..

    "Runnin' down the road tryin' to loosen my load, got a slab of cheese cake on my mind, lookin' for a cup cake that wont make my butt big, it's soo hard to find..."

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    On A Hot Florida Highway, Warm breeze in my hair, Hot Smell of Bratwursts, rising up through the air.

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    I wrote this last year in honor of my Pebble Beach trip as a joke. Figured I'd dig it up for this thread!

    [to the tune of "I Love to Watch a Woman Dance"]

    I Love to Watch That Glenn Frey Golf

    I love to watch that Glenn Frey golf
    He aims his club and adjusts his hands
    His hips and body rotate quickly
    His club connects; his shot is tricky
    He has the whole crowd in his thrall
    We love to watch that Glenn Frey golf
    Yeah, we love to watch that Glenn Frey golf

    He likes the shots that go where they should
    Not the ones that go a million miles away
    And a penalty stroke is what you must pay
    For the balls that you can’t get to any other way
    His eyes look up; wind takes the ball
    We love to watch that Glenn Frey golf
    Yeah, we love to watch that Glenn Frey golf

    Glenn feels his heart beating, and he wonders
    “Could I ever make a ‘triple-eagle’?”
    But if the ball comes at you, duck as fast as you can
    Or else this game could be your final game

    So it lands and then rolls towards the hole
    So slow it’s almost standing still
    Oh no, it’s skirting ‘round the edge
    Now it’s heading down the hill
    The ball spins so as it picks up speed
    Its flight ends when it embeds in a tree
    Glenn sobs, “DAMMIT! I don’t understand!”
    But I love to watch that Glenn Frey golf
    Yeah, I love to watch that Glenn Frey golf

    Always in our hearts, Never forgotten

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    Wonderful lyrics girls. Ticky, yours really made me laugh. So appropriate. Nancy I remember yours, Gosh is it really nearly 18 months since you wrote that. How time flies. EL, love yours as well.
    'I must be leaving soon... its your world now'
    Glenn Frey 1948-2016 RIP

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    Man, those were good times.

    Here's another, much shorter entry:

    [to the tune of "Most of Us Are Sad"]

    Borderers are sad
    No more Eagles shows
    We've been jonesing for YouTube
    Where'd new photos go?

    Tell me, Eagles fans
    What will we do now?
    Shows have fed our fandom here
    What will feed it now?

    Weeping members, try to smile
    Like you're seeing Don
    Borderers are sad it's true
    Still, we must go on!

    Always in our hearts, Never forgotten

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    hehe I love that one Soda,

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    These are all great!

    This is a song about a gal who loves her man, but doesn't trust his truck.


    I like the way your spark plugs neatly lay
    Upon your fender so round.
    And I want to ride with you to the drive-in tonight
    Keepin' warm with your big, smelly hound.

    But you got a diesel eating Chevy
    And you swear it won't let you down
    But I already have a ride back to town.
    ~ Cathy ~

    And I dream I'm on vacation 'Cause I like the way that sounds,
    It's a perfect occupation for me.

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    That's a riot, PM........ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
    I just need a little downtime.........


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    HAhahahahahahahaah Cathy!! too cute!!!

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    Weird Al, Eat your heart out

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