Good for a Laugh

[MikeA]

I tried to select the one most catchy....they were all equal *G*

I did really like

25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

[tequila girl]

I quite liked

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me

[MikeA]

I see these TEST scores for children and wonder whether they are true or not. I do remember sometimes when I absolutely had no clue as to the answers, I'd do something stupid just to be "funny".

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(a+b)^n
Answer:
(a + b ) ^ n
( a + b ) ^ n


Briefly explain what "hard water" is
Answer:
ICE


Find "x" in the following:
3x=15
Answer:
"x" is the second character


What is a Nitrate?
Answer:
Much cheaper than a Day Rate


What is Sir Walter Raleigh famous for:
Answer:
He invented cigarettes and started a bicycle craze


What did Mahatma Grandhi and Genghis Khan have in common?
Answer:
Unusual names.


Name one of the early Roman's greatest achievements.
Answer:
Learning to speak Latin.


Name Six Animals that live specifically Arctic.
Answer:
Two Polar Bears and Four Seals.

Where was the Declaration Signed.
Answer:
At the bottom.


What happens during Puberty to a boy?
Answer:
He leaves boyhood and enters adultery.


What is the highest frequency noise that a human can hear?
Answer:
Mariah Carey


What is a Vibration?
Answer
There are good vibrations and bad vibrations. Good vibrations were discovered in the 60's.


The race of people known as Malays came from which country?
Answer:
Malaria

[tequila girl]

Hehehe Love them all Mike

but especially this one

What did Mahatma Grandhi and Genghis Khan have in common?
Answer:
Unusual names.

[Troubadour]

[EaglesFanatic]

I'm really enjoying this thread, very entertaining

[sodascouts]

I know I often post links to the Onion, but they come up with some funny stuff! This sarcastic story made me laugh in the midst of the lame campaigning and signs you see everywhere:

"Yard Sign With Candidate's Name On It Electrifies Congressional Race"

[MikeA]

I wonder if the epiphany that inspired that sign will spread as far as Wichita Nancy? Kansas is a pretty conservative State and that is pretty revolutionary and might be difficult for the average Kansas to get their heads around.

And the shroom Lou.....LOL

[tequila girl]

A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the
VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'
She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as
I am and have been a nun as long as I have; you get a chance to see
And hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
She responds, ‘well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
To be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says, ‘Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK...................................


My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'



HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

[WalshFan88]

A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the
VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'
She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as
I am and have been a nun as long as I have; you get a chance to see
And hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
She responds, ‘well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
To be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says, ‘Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK...................................


My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'



HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

OMG! LOL I wasn't expecting that outcome! That's just bad!