More than one of those had me belly laughing!
More than one of those had me belly laughing!
MikeA
Time to make the Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pies
Good morning my ...
~Deb~
-Austin-
Resident Guitar Slinger
Fan of the Eagles from 1972-2016 #NOGLENNNOEAGLES
RIP Glenn Frey and Randy Meisner
"So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key..."
JDUBFAN
MikeA
TBF, those are so funny! When I was a kid I used to think that it would be fun creating and pitching ad campaigns for products, but this would really be fun!
jdub...how many of us have actually thought something like that when we look at a pumpkin pie?
~ Cathy ~
And I dream I'm on vacation 'Cause I like the way that sounds,
It's a perfect occupation for me.
Love all this funny stuff!!!
"People don't run out of dreams: People just run out of time ..."
Glenn Frey 11/06/1948 - 01/18/2016
ZEN TEACHINGS
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.. In fact, just ***** off and leave me alone.
2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.
3. No one is listening until you fart.
4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
7. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
8.. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment.
14. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
15. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
16. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
17. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ***** - then things just keep getting worse.
18. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
~Carole~
There is no more new frontier - we have got to make it here
14. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
Some good ones TG
MikeA