Good for a Laugh

[Billy]

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.



After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, "Mary. Mary."



"Is that you, Fred?"



"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."



"What's it like?"



"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice.



I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon.



After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."



"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."



"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk."

[Ive always been a dreamer]

<he> <he> I thought so!

[sodascouts]

lol. I didn't guess it!

[Glennsallnighter]

Both are brilliant Billy! Loved the gravy ladle particularly

[DonFan]

A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work." The daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Justin loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing, " he said, "What's for dinner?"

[Ive always been a dreamer]

Oh - that is so bad, DF.

[sodascouts]

OUCH! lol

[sodascouts]

This isn't a joke per se, but it's a funny moment, so I went ahead and put it in this thread.


Today, I had some trouble with my laptop at school. It would start up, load the desktop and icons, then freeze. I rebooted it again and again, with no results. I was sitting there muttering "Crap! Crap! Crap!" when one of my Korean students came in for his conversational tutoring session.

He walked in, saw I was frustrated, and asked "Are you OK?"

I replied, "My laptop's broken!"

My officemate Nicole laughed, "It's because she changed her desktop from Fleetwood Mac to the Eagles. Stevie Nicks has put a curse on her."

This my desktop:



My student Yung-Chul took a look at the computer and asked who they were. I explained they were the rock band the Eagles.

He frowned. "I don't like them."

I asked him if they knew their music.

YC: "No, but they look like bad guys."

Nicole: "I think they're handsome."

YC: "No, NOT handsome. Bad guys."

Me: "I think they are handsome, too."

He looked a little more closely at all of them and then pointed at Randy. "Maybe he is OK guy."

I laughingly pointed at Glenn. "What about him? You don't think he's handsome?"

YC frowned. "No, he is WORST guy! I don't like this kind of guys because he get ALL women!! Very bad guy!!"

LOL!!!

Then he proceeded to fix my computer. Other than a difficulty with English, the man is incredibly smart. I thanked him profusely and promised to change my wallpaper.

[Brooke]

Haha! Those are both funny!

Soda, do you think it was the cowboy hat?

[sodascouts]

Haha! Those are both funny!

Soda, do you think it was the cowboy hat?

I bet it was. You know how all the girls love cowboys!