Good for a Laugh

[Billy]

Living in 2007

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.


2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.


4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.


5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.


6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.


7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.


8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.


10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.


11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.


12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.


13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.


14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.


15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

[sodascouts]

lol Billy!! Um, way too many of those applied to me.

[Maleah]

LOL! Me too soda Unfortunately even the last three

[EasyFeeling]

Unfortunately even the last three

Me too, Maleah. That's a good "joke", Billy.

[Perfect Little Sister]

That was great Billy!!!!

When my son got married a few years ago we spent all morning calling one another with last minute details (like the car breaking down, hair dresser needed baby's breath, etc.) and I wondered how I maganged to get married without a cell phone. lol

[Freypower]

Guess what - I don't have a cell phone and I have no intention of getting one until my daughter is a teenager and will probably want one.

[Billy]

Men strike back!]

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive
by90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
To the select few women who can handle the truth!

[Perfect Little Sister]

Is it sad that I actually laughed at many of those?

[EasyFeeling]

Me too!

[Ive always been a dreamer]

Yep, me too! That list is too cute, Billy - totally incorrect - but cute!