Good for a Laugh

[Billy]

Yep, me too! That list is too cute, Billy - totally incorrect - but cute!

But,it should be correct.

[Freypower]

I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

There's something very familiar about this one.

The late great Irish comedian Dave Allen had a line about 'you've heard that behind every great man is a woman. Well, the men died and the women lived on.... and on... and on....'!

[Billy]

I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

There's something very familiar about this one.

The late great Irish comedian Dave Allen had a line about 'you've heard that behind every great man is a woman. Well, the men died and the women lived on.... and on... and on....'!

Dave Allen,was such a funny guy.

[glenneaglesfan]

Billy, thanks for a good laugh! I completely fell for the computer one when I scrolled up to check about no. 9, and creased up!

Dave Allen was ahead of his time, pithy, witty and Irish. I used to love watching him.

[sodascouts]

I guess we ladies deserved that, Billy! And they made me laugh in spite of myself.

[sodascouts]

I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

There's something very familiar about this one.

lol! I noticed that, too. In his comedy routines, Glenn doesn't mind borrowing from the classics. For instance, I believe it was George Burns who came up with the joke "I'm so old that when I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick." At least he's not telling the oldest joke of all time - "Take my wife... PLEASE!"

[Billy]

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.
She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps.
He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through
the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.

Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.
He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet, he
grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.
He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink Dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He
suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering
her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even
more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested
that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.
She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.

"Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.

This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage,
flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.

"Now. Tell him you have a headache."

[Billy]

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.


Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.




Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!

[Molly]

LOL! Billy, considering it's mostly females here, you really like to live dangerously, don't you?

Though I agree with the mother-in-law line! (I have an appointment with those rosary beads again)

[Billy]

LOL! Billy, considering it's mostly females here, you really like to live dangerously, don't you?

Though I agree with the mother-in-law line! (I have an appointment with those rosary beads again)

say one for me,Molly