Good for a Laugh

[Perfect Little Sister]

I don't get it.

[Ive always been a dreamer]

I don't get it.

We know that, Blondie!

Now - since I'm a brunette, I totally get it, and it is very funny. Good one, Billy. And WM, since I am also old, I'm afraid I totally get the one you posted too.

[EasyFeeling]

Billy, that's really funny!

I just went back to read WM's joke. Good one.

[Z]

I'm not sure how many of you are familiar with the Bud Light Real Men of Genius ad campaign, but I found a site that has links to 64 of these commercials: http://thefuntimesguide.com/2004/10/bud_light_real.php

My favorites are #26 Mr. Tiny Thong Bikini Wearer http://thefuntimesguide.com/2005/08/flipflopsthongs.php
and #59. Mr. Ultimate Philadelphia Sports Fan
http://www.wmmr.com/upload/jaxon/budlight.mp3

I know, I have a sick sense of humor. What can I tell you? :P

[sodascouts]

lol! Those are funny. I like the coffee one - "It's putting that tip jar out that takes REAL guts."

[Molly]

OMG!! I've forgotten how funny those are. Living with 3 men, "Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer" is one of my favorites. "Who did it? Who cares? For sweet mercy will someone please just light a match!"

I've forwarded that link to Peter so he and the other young scholars at his fine Jesuit university can enjoy it! Z, I'm sure the 3rd floor residents of O'Donnell Hall will be very happy!

[Brooke]

All those Bud commercials are hilarious!

I wish they still had the frogs and lizards on!

[Billy]

A Blonde's Year in Review
>>
>>January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too
> tight.
>>
>>February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
>>labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
>>
>>March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
>>months.....box said "2-4 years!"
>>
>>April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!
>>
>>May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups
> of water
>>won't fit into those little packets!!!
>>
>>June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a
> slope.
>>
>>July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned
> later, the
>>other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
>>
>>August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped
> because
>>soft-top was open.
>>
>>September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
>>
>>October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
>>
>>November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1
> hour per
>>pound and I weigh 108!!
>>
>>December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no
> "eleven"
>>button
>>on
>>the stupid phone!!!

[Brooke]

OMG, Billy! Too funny!

[Billy]

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a
child and demand a ransom.

She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and
wrote a note.

"I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money.
Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at
7AM."

Signed,

"The Blonde."

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go
straight home.

The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown
bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.

Inside the bag with the cash was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot
believe that one blonde would do this to another."