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Thread: Three Little Old Ladies

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    Default Three Little Old Ladies

    3 little old ladies, Kay, Molly and Karen were out celebrating Karen's birthday. They accidently walked into a male strip club.

    Before they realized what was happening, they were seated in the front row!

    A well-endowed male dancer begins gyrating all around them.

    When Kay sees this, she has a stroke. After a few seconds, Molly has a stroke.

    Karen, with a slight grin on her face, nearly had a stroke....















    ....but her arms weren't quite long enough.

    Happy, happy birthday, Z!! Hope all of your dreams come true!
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    lol! Happy birthday, Karen!



    Here's to champagne wishes and TBS dreams!

    Always in our hearts, Never forgotten

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    That's a great one Molly!

    Happy Birthday Z!!!!!!!

    No wonder I like you so much...you're a fellow pisces.


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    Omg, that is too funny Molly! Love it!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY Z!

    Have a great one!
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    That's too funny, Molly.

    Happy Birthday, Z!

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    Hey, happy birthday, Z! Hope you have a fabulous day! I wish you balloons and rainbows and smiles and icecream and things
    You can spend all your time making money
    You can spend all your love making time
    If it all fell to pieces tomorrow
    Could you still be mine

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    Happy Birthday Z. Hope you have as good a day as I had the other day. Enjoy every moment of it, because as they say, a good birthday sets you up for a good year. Love GA
    'I must be leaving soon... its your world now'
    Glenn Frey 1948-2016 RIP

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    Have a very happy birthday Karen.


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    Happy, happy birthday Z!

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