I was just reading the online version of that satirical newspaper The Onion, and I thought I'd see if the Eagles ever got a mention. Sure enough:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/you...pe-4204,12004/ (see "Aquarius")
http://www.theonion.com/articles/hor...18-1998,11766/ (see "Aries")
http://www.theonion.com/articles/la-...tarian-c,1480/ (small Henley mention)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/jac...of-2007,16657/ (small mention)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ste...nds-jobl,2480/ (small mention)
But here they get their own article!
http://www.theonion.com/articles/january-23-1973,10591/
A few one-liner gags:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nat...hlights,25404/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/joe...hits-sa,10174/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/joe...o-again,19180/