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    Glenn: And then I said to him, you'll get me to do an Eagles reunion when Hell freezes over! You shoulda seen his face!

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    [QUOTE=Pippinwhite;381752]
    Glenn (looks at Henley): You know how you can tell when bagpipes are off key?
    Henley: How?
    Glenn: They're playing!
    (Henley snickers)
    Felder: It's too cold for this!
    Joe: Hey! I could learn to play bagpipes! Hey mister! How much you want for those things?
    Randy: Joe, if you even think about bringing bagpipes on the plane, I'll.. I'll... I'll HIDE YOUR DOPE!
    Joe: Bummer, dude. That's harsh.[/QUOTE
    love it guys - all good ones !

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    Glenn (thinking): Did I turn the stove off?
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    Billy (thinking): What is it about these chick magnets that are making these girls act like this?
    Michael (thinking): Look out ... here comes a bra!

    "People don't run out of dreams: People just run out of time ..."
    Glenn Frey 11/06/1948 - 01/18/2016

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    Bernie (thinking): Okay, I've got this beer hidden back here. If Glenn does one more stupid thing, it's going on his head.

    "People don't run out of dreams: People just run out of time ..."
    Glenn Frey 11/06/1948 - 01/18/2016

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAinOH View Post


    Glenn (thinking): Did I turn the stove off?
    Lol, he does look like that!

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    Glenn (sniffing): What is that smell? Bernie! Are you wearing that Hai Karate aftershave after we TOLD you not to? Henley! You said you threw that bottle away!
    Henley: I did.
    Randy: He has a new bottle. Some girl gave it to him. Said it made him smell 'manly'. (Rolls eyes).
    Bernie: Wish I could go surfing.
    Glenn: I wish you could, too. At least the water would wash that crap off!
    Bernie: Always pickin' on me.
    Henley: Well, guess who gets a private hotel room tonight! I know I've got 50 bucks on me. I'll pay for my own room! Anything not to have to smell that %$#$%.
    Glenn: Get a room with two beds and I'll chip in. I don't want to sleep on the same FLOOR with it!
    Bernie: Aww, you guys.
    Randy (holding his nose): Face it, Bern. That stuff stinks. Sorry man. It just does!

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    Aw, poor Bernie! lol.

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    Glenn: I wanted to hold the album. Why does he get to hold the album? His picture isn't on the album!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAinOH View Post


    Glenn: I wanted to hold the album. Why does he get to hold the album? His picture isn't on the album!"
    LOL!!!! This is perfect! And I haven't seen this photo before either!

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