Okay - here's one I remember being posted a long time ago with a caption along the lines of ...
M'aam, please look very carefully ... Can you identify the man that stole your banjo here?
Okay - here's one I remember being posted a long time ago with a caption along the lines of ...
M'aam, please look very carefully ... Can you identify the man that stole your banjo here?
"People don't run out of dreams: People just run out of time ..."
Glenn Frey 11/06/1948 - 01/18/2016
The guys are deciding how to distribute their rooms.
It's late in the night and they want to go to bed.
Randy: "I think all of us in the same room it's a good idea"
Bernie: "I want to sleep alone, you could stay in one room and the other for the instruments"
Glenn: "Don and me in the same room and you can distribute the rest of rooms as you like"
Henley: " I agree with you but the biggest one for us"
Felder: " Yep, Glenn and Henley together, Randy and Bernie together and I could spend some time by turns with all of you!"
Will they manage to agree or will they sleep in the corridor?
Glenn: "That's the last time we pick up girls in the hotel bar."
Henley: "Well, how did I know they were gonna lock us all out of our rooms so they could stay for free?"
Randy: "You and your bright ideas."
Bernie: "Let's go kick Azoff out of his room. It won't kill him to sleep in the lobby."
Felder: "How much cash has everybody got? Let's just get a cab to another hotel."
Glenn: "Randy, go sweet talk that desk clerk into calling maintenance and getting us into our rooms."
Randy: "Why me?"
Glenn: "Cause you've got the baby face, that's why. Just do the sweet farm boy thing."
Randy: "She's old enough to be my mom!"
Glenn: "Exactly. They can't resist a helpless case."
Randy (getting up): "You guys OWE me for this one!"
Me too!
You all are doing great! Keep 'em coming!
"They will never forget you 'till somebody new comes along"
1948-2016 Gone but not forgotten
Randy: "I'm freezing"
Felder: "This man is really freezing: he doesn't wear anything under his kilt!
Randy: "And how do you know that?
Felder: Gulp...
Glenn: "Don, what do you think of hiring the piper in my ancestor's honour to create the wind section of the band?"
Don: "When Hell freezes over, dear Glenn"
Joe: (Thinking) And then they say that I dress extravagant in the concerts...
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Glenn (looks at Henley): You know how you can tell when bagpipes are off key?
Henley: How?
Glenn: They're playing!
(Henley snickers)
Felder: It's too cold for this!
Joe: Hey! I could learn to play bagpipes! Hey mister! How much you want for those things?
Randy: Joe, if you even think about bringing bagpipes on the plane, I'll.. I'll... I'll HIDE YOUR DOPE!
Joe: Bummer, dude. That's harsh.