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    Okay - here's one I remember being posted a long time ago with a caption along the lines of ...

    M'aam, please look very carefully ... Can you identify the man that stole your banjo here?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ive always been a dreamer View Post


    Okay - here's one I remember being posted a long time ago with a caption along the lines of ...

    M'aam, please look very carefully ... Can you identify the man that stole your banjo here?

    Great caption! (And, lovin' that the photo is being taken with an Instamatic camera. Boy, does that bring back memories!)

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    The guys are deciding how to distribute their rooms.
    It's late in the night and they want to go to bed.


    Randy: "I think all of us in the same room it's a good idea"

    Bernie: "I want to sleep alone, you could stay in one room and the other for the instruments"

    Glenn: "Don and me in the same room and you can distribute the rest of rooms as you like"

    Henley: " I agree with you but the biggest one for us"

    Felder: " Yep, Glenn and Henley together, Randy and Bernie together and I could spend some time by turns with all of you!"


    Will they manage to agree or will they sleep in the corridor?

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    Glenn: "That's the last time we pick up girls in the hotel bar."
    Henley: "Well, how did I know they were gonna lock us all out of our rooms so they could stay for free?"
    Randy: "You and your bright ideas."
    Bernie: "Let's go kick Azoff out of his room. It won't kill him to sleep in the lobby."
    Felder: "How much cash has everybody got? Let's just get a cab to another hotel."
    Glenn: "Randy, go sweet talk that desk clerk into calling maintenance and getting us into our rooms."
    Randy: "Why me?"
    Glenn: "Cause you've got the baby face, that's why. Just do the sweet farm boy thing."
    Randy: "She's old enough to be my mom!"
    Glenn: "Exactly. They can't resist a helpless case."
    Randy (getting up): "You guys OWE me for this one!"

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    In both of these set ups, I want to see the next scene! LOL!

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    Me too!

    You all are doing great! Keep 'em coming!
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    Randy: "I'm freezing"

    Felder: "This man is really freezing: he doesn't wear anything under his kilt!

    Randy: "And how do you know that?

    Felder: Gulp...

    Glenn: "Don, what do you think of hiring the piper in my ancestor's honour to create the wind section of the band?"

    Don: "When Hell freezes over, dear Glenn"

    Joe: (Thinking) And then they say that I dress extravagant in the concerts...
    Last edited by takeiteasy; 12-28-2018 at 05:23 PM.

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    Glenn (looks at Henley): You know how you can tell when bagpipes are off key?
    Henley: How?
    Glenn: They're playing!
    (Henley snickers)
    Felder: It's too cold for this!
    Joe: Hey! I could learn to play bagpipes! Hey mister! How much you want for those things?
    Randy: Joe, if you even think about bringing bagpipes on the plane, I'll.. I'll... I'll HIDE YOUR DOPE!
    Joe: Bummer, dude. That's harsh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by takeiteasy View Post
    Randy: "I'm freezing"

    Felder: "This man is really freezing: he doesn't wear anything under his kilt!

    Randy: "And how do you know that?

    Felder: Gulp...

    Glenn: "Don, what do you think of hiring the piper in my ancestor's honour to create the wind section of the band?"

    Don: "When Hell freezes over, dear Glenn"

    Joe: (Thinking) And then they say that I dress extravagant in the concerts...

    LOL!!!! Naughty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pippinwhite View Post

    Glenn (looks at Henley): You know how you can tell when bagpipes are off key?
    Henley: How?
    Glenn: They're playing!
    (Henley snickers)
    Felder: It's too cold for this!
    Joe: Hey! I could learn to play bagpipes! Hey mister! How much you want for those things?
    Randy: Joe, if you even think about bringing bagpipes on the plane, I'll.. I'll... I'll HIDE YOUR DOPE!
    Joe: Bummer, dude. That's harsh.
    LOL! I can hear Glenn making that bagpipe joke!

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