Glenn: And then I said to him, you'll get me to do an Eagles reunion when Hell freezes over! You shoulda seen his face!
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Glenn (looks at Henley): You know how you can tell when bagpipes are off key?
Henley: How?
Glenn: They're playing!
(Henley snickers)
Felder: It's too cold for this!
Joe: Hey! I could learn to play bagpipes! Hey mister! How much you want for those things?
Randy: Joe, if you even think about bringing bagpipes on the plane, I'll.. I'll... I'll HIDE YOUR DOPE!
Joe: Bummer, dude. That's harsh.[/QUOTE
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Glenn (thinking): Did I turn the stove off?
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Billy (thinking): What is it about these chick magnets that are making these girls act like this?
Michael (thinking): Look out ... here comes a bra!
"People don't run out of dreams: People just run out of time ..."
Glenn Frey 11/06/1948 - 01/18/2016
Bernie (thinking): Okay, I've got this beer hidden back here. If Glenn does one more stupid thing, it's going on his head.
"People don't run out of dreams: People just run out of time ..."
Glenn Frey 11/06/1948 - 01/18/2016
Glenn (sniffing): What is that smell? Bernie! Are you wearing that Hai Karate aftershave after we TOLD you not to? Henley! You said you threw that bottle away!
Henley: I did.
Randy: He has a new bottle. Some girl gave it to him. Said it made him smell 'manly'. (Rolls eyes).
Bernie: Wish I could go surfing.
Glenn: I wish you could, too. At least the water would wash that crap off!
Bernie: Always pickin' on me.
Henley: Well, guess who gets a private hotel room tonight! I know I've got 50 bucks on me. I'll pay for my own room! Anything not to have to smell that %$#$%.
Glenn: Get a room with two beds and I'll chip in. I don't want to sleep on the same FLOOR with it!
Bernie: Aww, you guys.
Randy (holding his nose): Face it, Bern. That stuff stinks. Sorry man. It just does!
Glenn: I wanted to hold the album. Why does he get to hold the album? His picture isn't on the album!"