Pebble Beach 2008

[sodascouts]

Composed during lunch:

I Love to Watch That Glenn Frey Golf

I love to watch that Glenn Frey golf
He aims his club and adjusts his hands
His hips and body rotate quickly
His club connects; his shot is tricky
He has the whole crowd in his thrall
We love to watch that Glenn Frey golf
Yeah, we love to watch that Glenn Frey golf

He likes the shots that go where they should
Not the ones that go a million miles away
And a penalty stroke is what you must pay
For the balls that you can’t get to any other way
His eyes look up; wind takes the ball
We love to watch that Glenn Frey golf
Yeah, we love to watch that Glenn Frey golf

Glenn feels his heart beating, and he wonders
“Could I ever make a ‘triple-eagle’?”
But if the ball comes at you, duck as fast as you can
Or else this game could be your final game

So it lands and then rolls towards the hole
So slow it’s almost standing still
Oh no, it’s skirting ‘round the edge
Now it’s heading down the hill
The ball spins so as it picks up speed
Its flight ends when it imbeds in a tree
Glenn sobs, “DAMMIT! I don’t understand!”
But I love to watch that Glenn Frey golf
Yeah, I love to watch that Glenn Frey golf

[Brooke]

I actually burst out laughing here in my quiet office when I saw that! I had to make up an excuse! (Co-worker has no clue! No use explaining! )

Good job, Soda!

[glenneaglesfan]

That's absolutely brilliant, Nancy!! I think you should present Glenn a copy of that - he'd love it!

[sodascouts]

Glad you guys like it! But GEF - I don't think I should show it to Glenn. I don't want to give him a complex.

[Glennsallnighter]

OMIGOD!

SODA! That is absolutely FIRST CLASS!

No, I agree with GEF! Glenn HAS to see that!

[Ive always been a dreamer]

OMG - that did make me laugh. I especially like the last verse. It looks like Miss Nancy must be trying find something to amuse herself in between working on her dissertation. BTW, I think Glenn would get a kick out of this!

[sodascouts]

It looks like Miss Nancy must be trying find something to amuse herself in between working on her dissertation.

Gee, how did you guess? lol

Glad you guys like it, but no way would I show it to Glenn! It's good, but it's not THAT good.

[Glennsallnighter]

It looks like Miss Nancy must be trying find something to amuse herself in between working on her dissertation.

Gee, how did you guess? lol

Glad you guys like it, but no way would I show it to Glenn! It's good, but it's not THAT good.

It IS that good!

I agree with Dreamer! I think Glenn would be very amused and impressed by it.

[EasyFeeling]

I totally agree! It's brilliant and Glenn should see that. Soda, if you don't want to give it to Glenn maybe Dreamer can do that.

[Mrs Frey]

Wow, Soda, you are a lady of many talents! That was very cleverly written, and so humorous too! I too think that you should show it to Glenn . He would appreciate your attention to detail - not only to the lyrics of the song and the way you've so brilliantly likened his golfing to a dance (well, that's the way I see it, anyway), but be flattered at how observant you are as he plays.