That would be nice, but unless he is able to successfully install an entirely new application--Singing/Songwriting 5.5--he doesn't stand a chance!Originally Posted by Mrs Frey
That would be nice, but unless he is able to successfully install an entirely new application--Singing/Songwriting 5.5--he doesn't stand a chance!Originally Posted by Mrs Frey
I seem to be on a roll with baaaaad married jokes lately:
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Three women, one engaged, one married, and one a mistress are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three decided to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, You are the woman of my life. I love you. Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
Wow - I'm just catching up on this thread, too. The last ones are great. DF - I hear ya loud and clear. If my SO tried to install Singing/Songwriting 5.5, I'm sure we'd have a system failure, so I don't even let him attempt it. I just let him upgrade NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Then, he's happy and so am I because I can then leave it to my beloved Eagles to run the Singing/Songwriting application.
"People don't run out of dreams: People just run out of time ..."
Glenn Frey 11/06/1948 - 01/18/2016
Originally Posted by DonFan
And then there's Drumming/Guitar Playing 9.5 he will need to invest in too!
I love your last joke!
I've got a peaceful, easy feeling
And I know Glenn won't let me down
Originally Posted by Ive always been a dreamer
Oh Dreamer, you're so clever!
I've got a peaceful, easy feeling
And I know Glenn won't let me down
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
Eric grinned, 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?'
'No,' I replied. 'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T
THAT LITTLE S...
Take It Easy
Billy
Me too!
'I must be leaving soon... its your world now'
Glenn Frey 1948-2016 RIP
I've definitely had some of those!
"They will never forget you 'till somebody new comes along"
1948-2016 Gone but not forgotten
STRESS RELIEF
Close your eyes and picture yourself near a stream.
Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool mountain air.
Nothing can bother you here, no one knows this secret place.
You are in total seclusion from that place called "the world."
The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of
serenity. You are so peaceful in this place and have no worries.
The water is clear, so clear that you can easily make out the face of the person whose head you're holding under the water.
There now......feeling better?
Take It Easy
Billy