Let somebody love you, before it's too late..
Corny joke of the day:
How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.
haha
Any kind of love without passion
That ain't no kind of lovin' at all
LOL!Originally Posted by DonFan
Always in our hearts, Never forgotten
ROFL, DF, those are great, and I love the 'coconut' comment!!
VERY GOOD!!
'I must be leaving soon... its your world now'
Glenn Frey 1948-2016 RIP
broke
Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes
of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners.'
'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and proceeded
to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door
and pushed wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said 'Not until you have at least
seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure
onto my hallway carpet.
'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder.'
I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a good appetite,
because they cut off my electricity this morning.
What part of 'broke' do you not understand?'
Take It Easy
Billy
Oh Billy!!!
Glenn Frey 1948-2016 RIP
LOL! I hate those pushy salespeople!
Always in our hearts, Never forgotten
This happened yesterday...........
I was leaving my son into his old creche to do summer camp for a week to hear the principal on the phone. The fourth case of chicken pox in the creche this summer. But the poor mother on the phone had sent her hubby out to get 'breadsoda' to help the itch of the spots. He came home with 'Soda Bread Mix' instead
Glenn Frey 1948-2016 RIP
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