After the Thrill Is Gone
Real: You're afraid you might fall out of fashion
Mine: You're afraid you might fall out of passion
Doolin-Dalton
Real: Then he laughed and said 'I'm goign'
Mine: Then he left, and kept on goin'
Fast Company
Real: This is your time
Mine: This is your turn
Frail Grasp on the Big Picture
Real: Just to get some snogging done - You're living in a hormone dream
Mine: Just to get some snuggling done - You're living in a hardcore dream
Good Day in Hell
Real: Truckin', that's all that I've been doing
Mine: F**king is all that I've been doing
Hotel California
Real: Her mind is Tiffany-twisted; she got the Mercedes bends
Mine: Her mind is definitely twisted; she got the Mercedes Benz
King of Hollywood
Real: He's just another power junkie; Just another silk scarf monkey
Mine: He's just another powder junkie; Just another sex-starved monkey
Last Good Time in Town
Real: Moon come up and the sun go down
Mine: Men come up when the sun goes down
The Last Resort
Real: You can leave it all behind and sail to Lahaina
Mine: You can leave it all behind and sail to an island
Life in the Fast Lane
Real: They paid heavily bills
Mine: They paid heavenly bills
On the Border
Real: Good night, Dick
Mine: I'm just sick
Seven Bridges Road
Real: There is a taste of time-sweetened honey
Mine: There is a taste of thyme, sweet as honey