Keep It Going - A new twist on lyrics

[WalshFan88]

What if Melissa Etheridge wasn't the only one?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if ZZ Top didn't want you to give them your loving?

[shunlvswx]

What if ZZ Top had Arms.

[Brooke]

What if Chicago sang about endings?

[FWIW]

What if Simon and Garfunkel were like a bridge over calm water?

[LuvTim]

What if Boston said it was only a feeling?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Eric Clapton thought that will be tears in heaven?

[Jonny Come Lately]

What if Fleetwood Mac received a Red Letter?

[FWIW]

What if the Scorpions were still hating you?

[chaim]

What is KISS wanted to keep it quiet?

[chaim]

What if Jesus just decided to stay in Chicago? :shrug:

(ZZ Top)

:rofl:

[shunlvswx]

What if Rick Springfield did talk to strangers.

[AlreadyGone95]

What Phil Collins couldn't stop caring?

[Freypower]

What if Bruce Springsteen surrendered?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Gloria Gaynor couldn't survive?

[Freypower]

What if the Clash had no concerns over staying or going?

[Jonny Come Lately]

What if Lynyrd Skynyrd had been happy to answer any of your questions?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Lynyrd Skynyrd had been working for Asylum Records?

[Freypower]

What if Mark Knopfler did a Carnegie Hall Serenade (instead of Radio City)...

[Desperada]

What if Dolly Parton's coat was black and white?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Def Leppard made promises and always broke them?

[shunlvswx]

What if Def Leppard Pour some salt on me.

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Bachman Turner Overdrive (BTO) didn't let it ride?

[Brooke]

What if Supertramp took the shortcut home?

[shunlvswx]

What if The Who's Tommy still couldn't see, feel or touch.

[Jonny Come Lately]

I am aware I have done something similar quite recently, but in light of an amusing recent UK news story...

What if The Beatles had all lived in Boaty McBoatface?

(Here's a couple of links to the news story, it's quite funny actually! The first link provides more background, but the second explains my lyrical twist)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36225652

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/05/06/boatymcboatface-to-live-on-as-yellow-submarine-science-minister/

[Freypower]

:rofl:

What if Phil Collins didn't want to wait until morning?

[AlreadyGone95]

Boaty Mcboatface, :rofl:.


What if Grand Funk Railroad weren't your captain?

[Brooke]

What if Bachman Turner Overdrive didn't take care of business?

[Freypower]

What if Michael Jackson preferred westerns?

[FWIW]

What if Glenn Frey had a short cold summer?

[Brooke]

What if Elton John was a miner man?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if The Police wanted you to stand very close to them?

[Freypower]

What if Led Zeppelin thought they were Don Henley & said no, thank you?

[LuvTim]

Well then, they probably wouldn't have ended up so dazed and confused! :drunk:

[AlreadyGone95]

For that matter, What if Sam and Dave or ZZ Top refused to thank you for what you did?

[LuvTim]

For that matter, What if Sam and Dave or ZZ Top refused to thank you for what you did?

How Rude!! ;-)



What if Charlie Daniels had behaved himself and not landed in the Wichita Jail?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if The Faces didn't want you to stay with them?

[Freypower]

What if Elvis Presley had no suspicion?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Def Leppard didn't want your photograph?

[shunlvswx]

What if the Beatles road was short and straight(The Long and Winding Road)

[LuvTim]

What if the Black Keys stored their gold in the basement?

[Brooke]

What if Alice Cooper decided he would stay a nice guy?

This song just played on my radio....AFTER I posted......:fear:

[LuvTim]

What if Alice Cooper decided he would stay a nice guy?

This song just played on my radio....AFTER I posted......:fear:

Yeah, that's pretty freaky ... what are the odds, right? :shock: LOL...

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Iron Maiden sang about 2 minutes to noon?

[shunlvswx]

What if Eddie Money had just one ticket to paradise.

[AlreadyGone95]

What if school was never out for summer? (Alice Cooper)

[Freypower]

What if Genesis thought you had your own very ordinary way?

[LuvTim]

What if the Doobie Brothers never watched those long trains runnin'?

[Brooke]

What if Eric Clapton's woman had a real alibi?

[shunlvswx]

What if Eric Clapton did shoot the deputy instead of the sheriff.

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Eric Clapton thought that heroin didn't lie?

[Freypower]

What if the Eagles did the Beverly Hils waltz?

[shunlvswx]

In honor of Cher's 70th birthday.

What if Cher was able to turn back time.

[shunlvswx]

What Pete Townsend's love was able to open the window.

Happy Belated Birthday to Pete.

[AlreadyGone95]

What if The Guess Who had all the time in the world?

[Jonny Come Lately]

What if Lynyrd Skynyrd didn't need you?

[Freypower]

What if Elton John went to Hull (not Grimsby)?

[LuvTim]

What if James Taylor was going to California in his mind?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Frank Zappa's guitar didn't want to kill your mama?

[LuvTim]

Or what if Frank Zappa wanted to move to Minnesota, instead? (Montana)

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Warren Zevon sang about the werewolves of Paris?

[Annoying Twit]

What if John Denver's Country Girl in Paris actually turned out to be a city girl from Chicago?

[Freypower]

What if Frank Zappa met a Santa Monica girl?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Joe Walsh decided that he didn't like big NO NOT GOING THERE.

What if The Beatles discovered that the sun wasn't coming after all?

[AlreadyGone95]

AT, that first one is great, :rofl:.

What if Collective Soul had written a song called September? (December)

[Annoying Twit]

What if Don Henley expected a New York Minute, but half an hour later he's still stuck there wondering when it's going to end?

[LuvTim]

AT, that one made me laugh! :-D

What if Elton John sang of a fairly large dancer?

[Annoying Twit]

Thanks. But now I'm feeling the stress of expectation :)

What if The Eagles expected a Peaceful Easy Feeling, but they're finding that the curry that they ate earlier is not agreeing with them?

[LuvTim]

Thanks. But now I'm feeling the stress of expectation :)

What if The Eagles expected a Peaceful Easy Feeling, but they're finding that the curry that they ate earlier is not agreeing with them?

OMG, LOL... :hilarious:

What if Meagan Trainor was all about that lead guitar?

[Freypower]

What if the Pet Shop Boys met Home Counties Girls?

[Annoying Twit]

What if the Eagles were aiming to drive on The Long Road Out of Eden, but ended up on the Eden ring road going round and round and gettng nowhere?

[Freypower]

What if the Eagles were aiming to drive on The Long Road Out of Eden, but ended up on the Eden ring road going round and round and gettng nowhere?

You mentioned in another thread there was a photo of you swimming in the river Cam.

We did exactly what you describe on the ring road around Cambridge in 1996. :drunk::drunk:

[Annoying Twit]

You mentioned in another thread there was a photo of you swimming in the river Cam.

We did exactly what you describe on the ring road around Cambridge in 1996. :drunk::drunk:

:) :)

Keep on going:

What if the Eagles found that the Witchy Woman was a bit of a fraud, could only bend spoons, and they saw her bend one with one hand as she misdirected with the other?

[shunlvswx]

What if Train sung about the Drops of Venus.

[AlreadyGone95]

What Bad Company could've made a deal with the preacher?

[Annoying Twit]

What if the Eagles weren't On the Border, but had strayed slightly Over the Border and were caught by a jobsworth border guard?

[Freypower]

AT, you're the first person to take the actual title & extend its premise rather than twisting the title around.

What if Elton John was Corporal Fabulous & Bernie was the Dust Track Rancher?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Glenn Frey thought that The Heat is On but he hadn't paid his gas and electricity bill and The Heat was most definitely Off.

BTW: I think this is most definitely the most fun of all the song games.

[shunlvswx]

What if Phil Collins wish it would snow.

AT's answers are soo funny.

[Annoying Twit]

What if Randy Meisner found there were Too Many Hands, but when he counted he found that there were far too few fingers?

[Jonny Come Lately]

What if Bob Dylan wrote about the Genius Wind?

[shunlvswx]

What David Bowie said we could be Enemies(Heroes).

[Annoying Twit]

What if Glenn Frey had Part of Me, Part of You, but was still missing the eye of newt and toe of frog he needs to complete the spell?

[Freypower]

What if Glenn Frey had Part of Me, Part of You, but was still missing the eye of newt and toe of frog he needs to complete the spell?

Love it.

What if Bob Dylan thought the times would never change?

[travlnman2]

What if the Eagles stayed at a real Hotel California and when the checked out at the time the liked were kidnapped so they never left and hired body doubles?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Poco said they had Nothing to Hide, but when the customs officer opened up their suitcases, she found that they were smuggling an entire case of Habano chili peppers into the country.

[Freypower]

What if Iron Maiden ran to the coast?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Bernie Leadon was Calling For Your Love, but he misdialled, and rang a pizza delivery place instead?

[Brooke]

What if Dr. John was in the wrong place at the right time?

[shunlvswx]

In honor of Stevie's birthday.

What if Stevie Nicks was on the Edge of Fifteen.

[Annoying Twit]

What if Joe Walsh decided it was sexist to have Pretty Maids all in a Row and he lined up people of different ages and genders?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Stevie Nicks thought that it was always a bitch?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Don Felder was thinking Can't Stop Now, but someone unplugged his amp?

[LuvTim]

What if Timothy B Schmit wanted to go Running, but couldn't find his shoes?

[Freypower]

What if Stevie Nicks stood forward?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Linda Ronstadt was presented with a statistical analysis showing that she is in the 99 percentile of the least Poor Poor Pitiful Me people in the entire world.

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Def Leppard didn't wanna get rocked?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Lene Lovich had a Lucky Number, but it was 934,283,234.5?

[Freypower]

What if Oasis rocked with it?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Steve Marriot didn't have Stone Cold Fever, he only had a cold and he should take two aspirin and see the doctor in the morning?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if the James Gang decided to hail a taxi to get away?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Randy Meisner's heart wasn't on fire, he'd just absent-mindedly put a lit cigarette in his shirt pocket?

[Freypower]

:smokin:

What if Iron Maiden paid tribute to the General?

[Jonny Come Lately]

What if Neil Young/CSN&Y hadn't been Helpless?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Longbranch Pennywhistle wanted to Bring Back Funky Women but none of the women they brought back could dance worth a damn?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if CSN refused to Carry On?

[Freypower]

What if Genesis said 'say it's alright Glenn'? :|

[Annoying Twit]

What if Genesis were supposed to Follow You Follow Me, but they all walked off in different directions?

[shunlvswx]

What Stevie Wonder called to say I hate you.

[Annoying Twit]

What if Jack Tempchin went to Big Sky Country, but when he looked up it was an Itsy-Bitsy Teeny-Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Sky Country?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Jim Croce decided to say he loved you by writing you a poem?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Ringo Starr was expecting to do things With A Little Help From My Friends, but not one of them was prepared to lift a finger?

[Freypower]

What if Mark Knopfler wrote a song for George Foreman (instead of Sonny Liston)?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Timothy B Schmit expected a Parachute, but all that came out when he pulled the ripcord was a supermarket plastic bag with a hole in it?

[Jonny Come Lately]

What if Bob Dylan had been Permanent Unlike Achilles?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Bob Dylan was Knocking on Heaven's Door, and it was answered by Spike Milligan wearing a toga?

[Freypower]

What if the Eagles thought it was a lark?

ACT III SCENE V Capulet's orchard. [Enter ROMEO and JULIET above, at the window]

JULIET Wilt thou be gone? it is not yet near day:
It was the nightingale, and not the lark,
That pierced the fearful hollow of thine ear;
Nightly she sings on yon pomegranate-tree:
Believe me, love, it was the nightingale.

ROMEO It was the lark, the herald of the morn,
No nightingale: look, love, what envious streaks
Do lace the severing clouds in yonder east:
Night's candles are burnt out, and jocund day
Stands tiptoe on the misty mountain tops
I must be gone and live, or stay and die.

[AlreadyGone95]

I finally got the Franco Zeffirelli movie adaptation of Romeo and Juliet a few days ago. I should have time to watch it tonight.

What if Sister Sledge weren't family?

[Annoying Twit]

What if by the time Paul McCartney got around to saying "Goodnight Tonight" it was 5am, and actually morning?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Nas thought that life's been good? (Life's a bitch)

[Annoying Twit]

What if Nas thought that life's been good? (Life's a bitch)

What if Nas and Joe Walsh went through a Freaky Friday body swap? And Nas thought that Life's Been Good while it was Joe who decided that Life's a Bitch?

(Just taking things on one logical step :) )

[Freypower]

What if Supertramp's song made no sense (think about it)?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Phil Collins felt what he thought was an Invisible Touch, but when he checked things out, he found that Peter Gabriel was hiding behind his chair?

(@Freypower - TLS!)

[Jonny Come Lately]

What if Phil Collins felt what he thought was an Invisible Touch, but when he checked things out, he found that Peter Gabriel was hiding behind his chair?

I can't get this image out of my head now! :hilarious: :hilarious:

What if the Allman Brothers had remained in the exact same place (so none of them could be a Ramblin' Man)?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Pink Floyd claimed that there were Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict, but when people went there, they found it was just a few mice and a ventriloquist's dummy?

[Freypower]

What if Phil Collins felt what he thought was an Invisible Touch, but when he checked things out, he found that Peter Gabriel was hiding behind his chair?

(@Freypower - TLS!)

'Why don't you touch me! Touch me! Now...now....':crazy::help:

I do try not to mention Genesis in these threads but it's hard sometimes.

What if Dire Straits saw the tigers?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Madonna changed the lyrics of Like a Virgin to comply with truth in advertising laws?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Phil Collins felt what he thought was an Invisible Touch, but when he checked things out, he found that Peter Gabriel was hiding behind his chair?

(@Freypower - TLS!)

:lol:


What if Mott the Hoople came all the way from Nashville?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Don Henley had a Frail Grasp on the Big Picture, dropped it, and broke the frame?

[Freypower]

What if Peter Gabriel advised us the drought was coming?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Eurythmics agreed with him?

[Freypower]

What if Eurythmics agreed with him?

:laugh:

[Brooke]

What if Tom Petty stood his ground and backed down?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Barry Manilow didn't write the songs, oh wait a second, he did write the songs, no, erm, ah, ???????

[Freypower]

He didn't write THAT song, that's the irony of it. It was written by Bruce Johnston (Beach Boys).

Speaking of the Beach Boys what if they & Steely Dan didn't want to do it again?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Molly Hatchet couldn't beat the odds?

[shunlvswx]

What if Simon and Gunfunkel sang about Highway over Troubled Ocean.

[Annoying Twit]

What if Queen had made a geographic error and recorded Moravian Rhapsody?

[shunlvswx]

What if Queen was finally free.

[Annoying Twit]

Hopefully by now Joe Walsh will be able to relax a bit and take things Three or Four Days at a Time.

[Jonny Come Lately]

What if Chris Rea gave up looking for the summer?

[Freypower]

What if Deep Purple were Motorway Maniacs?

[LuvTim]

What if Sally finally traded that Mustang for a minivan?

[NOLA]

What if The Who's Tommy was a ping pong wizard?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Eagles went to the address they'd been given for the Hotel California but found that it had been knocked down and a public toilet block built in its place?

[Freypower]

Which makes me think what if Joni Mitchell hired a limousine?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Alabama played that plateau music?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Lynyrd Skynyrd decided that Home Alabama was actually more sort of salty with a sour aftertaste?

[Jonny Come Lately]

What if the Eagles had lived Life In The Slow Lane?

[Annoying Twit]

What if The Who found that Tommy wasn't much of a Pinball Wizard, in fact every second ball just went straight down without scoring a single point?

[Freypower]

What if Led Zeppelin couldn't get a visa?:smokin:

[shunlvswx]

What if the Rolling Stones finally got some satisfaction.

[Annoying Twit]

What if Wings turned up with all their guitars drums and amps for a Rockshow, but found that the hall had been booked for a knitting circle?

[Freypower]

What if Neil Young thought you were like a summer breeze?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Neil Young thought you were like a summer breeze?

Now I have the Seals and Croft song playing in my head, lol.


What if Janie had a knife? (Aerosmith)

[Annoying Twit]

What if Led Zeppelin thought is was a Stairway to Heaven but it actually only went up to the underwear and socks department of Marks and Spencers?

[Freypower]

What if Genesis were back in SF?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Elton John sang Goodbye Yellow Brick Road but when he turned off, he found that all the other roads were paved with yellow bricks as well?

[Freypower]

What if Ringo Starr had a jpeg?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Deep Purple found that their Woman From Tokyo had actually been born and grew up in Long Beach and didn't speak a word of Japanese?

[shunlvswx]

What if Aerosmith was laughin' when he met her. (Cryin').

[Annoying Twit]

What is it wasn't Leslie Gore's party, but she insisted that she was going to cry anyway?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if your mama could dance? (Logins and Messina)

[Annoying Twit]

What if Oasis claimed that it was a Wonderwall, but upon closer inspection it was a pretty normal garden wall, and had been painted pretty damn amateurishly too boot.

[Freypower]

What if Deep Purple's woman was perfectly normal, actually?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Genesis were Calling All Stations, but none of them were picking up the phone because Phil Collins wasn't in the group anymore?

[Freypower]

:smokin:

What if Mike Rutherford was quite OK & didn't need anything?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Cypress Hill decided that Everybody Must Get Stoned, but they were at a prayer meeting in Salt Lake City?

[Freypower]

What if Aerosmith told you to walk the other way?

[LuvTim]

What if Cream dreaded the cloudy grey feeling that resulted from your crushing apathy?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Eric Clapton's bedtime was before midnight, so he couldn't let it all hang down into the early morning hours?

[Freypower]

LT - very eloquent. :p

What if Genesis had a boom box?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Phil Collins could dance like Nureyev Fonteyn, and Astaire put together?

[LuvTim]

What if The Kinks decided to cut you loose and finally got plenty of sleep at night?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Metallica rode the thunder?

[Jonny Come Lately]

Nice one, LT. Very clever and made me smile! :grin:

What if the Eagles were completely in control?

[Freypower]

What if Sir Paul McCartney was the man on the cold pizza?

[WalshFan88]

What if Van Halen didn't jump?

[LuvTim]

FP and JCL, thank you! :-)

What if The Police got some counseling and realized that stalking was just wrong?

[Annoying Twit]

What if the Eagles knew that Train Leaves Here This Morning but they went to the wrong platform and could only stare wistfully at it as it left without them.

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Blue Oyster Cult refused to burn for you?

[Freypower]

What if Elton John was a driver (not a passenger)?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Elton John thought that The Bitch is Back, but it was actually the bitch's identical twin sister who has a calm and pleasant personality?

[Desperada]

What if Don Henley wanted to take her on holidays?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Van Helen refused to wait for her love?

[Freypower]

What if Van Morrison thought it was a marvellous day for sunbathing? :?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Van Halen were convinced that Love Walks In, but it was only a pizza delivery boy with sweaty armpits?

[Freypower]

What if Split Enz couldn't be bothered sending a message to anybody?

[LuvTim]

What if Gretchen Wilson was Here For The Party but only found some elderly missionaries drinking tea?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Jackson Browne thought that he was Running on Empty, but it was just that his gauge was broken and he still had half a tank full?

[shunlvswx]

What if Billy Joel sang a song about a Drummer Man.

[Freypower]

What if Oasis wanted to look back in nostalgia (Dont we all). :depressed:

[LuvTim]

What if Poco thought Company's Coming, but the road was unexpectedly closed to traffic, and now they're stuck with over a dozen sandwiches and a gallon of potato salad?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if The Yardbirds weren't there for your love, but stayed because you could cook and clean well?

[WalshFan88]

What if Haddaway knew what love is?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Foreigner were all Dirty White Boys, but their mothers turned up and sent them all to the bathtub with a fresh bar of soap each?

[Freypower]

What if the Beatles looked through a perspex turnip?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Jethro Tull were as thick as a Styrofoam cup?

[WalshFan88]

What if Joan Jett didn't love rock n' roll?

[Freypower]

What if Edith Piaf regretted everything?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Pink Floyd wished you would just go away? ( an homage to Fp's beautiful signature.)

[Annoying Twit]

What if Pink Floyd thought is was just Another Brick in the Wall, but when they pressed it, a cover slid back revealing buttons and lights all labelled in some unknown script?

[Freypower]

What if Stevie Wonder was a Nixon supporter (as opposed to You Haven't Done Nothin').

[Annoying Twit]

What if Ringo Starr was supposed to Step Lightly, but he came out in big hob-nailed steel capped boots and stamped around everywhere like a Rhinoceros celebrating a sporting triumph?

[Freypower]

What if BTO were very jaded & said 'move along. Nothing to see here' (a phrase which is constantly used on the net by people who disagree with someone).

[Annoying Twit]

What if Nirvana expected it to Smell like Teen Spirit, but it actually smelt like Dave Grohl's socks after he hadn't changed them for a week?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Fleetwood Mac had a witchy woman? ( Black Magic Woman)

[Annoying Twit]

What if The Rolling Stones turned up ready for their Dirty Work, but they were assigned the job of cleaning a kitchen that was already spotless?

[Freypower]

What if the Beatles got a reply?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Elvin Bishop Fooled Around And Fell in a tarpit, and ended up being fossilised?

[Freypower]

What if Queen sang the Astrologer's Song?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Dire Straits had been the kings of swing?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Dire Straits' manager decided that they should become goths in order to reconnect with 'the yoof' and they recorded Walk of Death?

[Freypower]

The mind boggles. :faint:

I'll stick with them, I guess. :inlove: What if they thought they were the Beatles & rode the Helter Skelter instead of the Tunnel of Love?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Glenn Frey sung of a River of Dreams, but when he went there on a pilgrimage all he found was a smelly small creek full of discarded plastic bottles and all sorts of other litter.

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Lindsey Buckingham had been on a river of dreams?

(OT:I did Dire Straits because I bought the self titled album on CD a few days ago.)

[Annoying Twit]

What if Frank Zappa ordered Peaches En Regalia, but a bored service staff on minimum wage just bought him a cheese sandwich which had been made earlier in the day, was going all dry, and the corners were turning up?

[Freypower]

What if Lindsey Buckingham had been on a river of dreams?

(OT:I did Dire Straits because I bought the self titled album on CD a few days ago.)

Hope you like it AG.

AT: LOL.

I'll stick with Zappa: What if he met a lady called Electra Buzz? :smokin:

[Jonny Come Lately]

What if Lindsey Buckingham had been on a river of dreams?

(OT:I did Dire Straits because I bought the self titled album on CD a few days ago.)

Really hope you enjoy it - the debut album is my third favourite of their albums after Love Over Gold and Making Movies (I prefer it to Brothers In Arms myself). I have to say Sultans is the outstanding track, I really think it does deserve every bit of praise it gets, but Down To The Waterline, In The Gallery and Wild West End are the other highlights, in my opinion of course.

Back on topic (I hope you like this one AG95!):

What if Bad Company got bored and didn't want any more of your love?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Dire Straits went Down to the Waterline, but it was all muddy, they sank in up to their knees and ruined their expensive suede sneakers?

EDIT: The effect of the forum. I'm not incredibly knowledgeable about DS, but like the songs I"ve heard. As I often do, I played DttW after mentioning it, youtube auto-played What It Is by MK, I'm playing the Sailing to Philadelphia album on Spotify, and have now bought it.

[Freypower]

What if Dire Straits went Down to the Waterline, but it was all muddy, they sank in up to their knees and ruined their expensive suede sneakers?

EDIT: The effect of the forum. I'm not incredibly knowledgeable about DS, but like the songs I"ve heard. As I often do, I played DttW after mentioning it, youtube auto-played What It Is by MK, I'm playing the Sailing to Philadelphia album on Spotify, and have now bought it.


Good.You will love it - his best solo album.

If you want any more info about DS or MK, just ask me or JCL. We do have a DS thread in the Singing forum.

What if MK did a Carnegie Hall serenade?

[Annoying Twit]

I can hear it on Spotify now, and know that it's a great album.

What if Aerosmith decided that it might be better to Walk that Way, it became a trend, and there was an epidemic of soft tissue injuries as a result?

[Freypower]

What if the Beatles didn't need any help from anyone (including their friends)?

[Annoying Twit]

What if The Beatles didn't Come Together, but fell apart? Oh, ....

[AlreadyGone95]

Really hope you enjoy it - the debut album is my third favourite of their albums after Love Over Gold and Making Movies (I prefer it to Brothers In Arms myself). I have to say Sultans is the outstanding track, I really think it does deserve every bit of praise it gets, but Down To The Waterline, In The Gallery and Wild West End are the other highlights, in my opinion of course.

Back on topic (I hope you like this one AG95!):

What if Bad Company got bored and didn't want any more of your love?


Thanks FP and Jonny. I hope to be able to give it a listen over the weekend.

I do like that one. (Ot again: I found out last night that Simon Kirke will be releasing a new solo album this year, All Because of You. That's probably the best music related news I've heard all year!)

So, in his honor:
What if Simon Kirke didn't care about filling the void?

[Annoying Twit]

What if David Bowie went looking for a Space Oddity, but found something entirely normal and, frankly, boring.

[Freypower]

What if Genesis serenaded The Venezuelan?

[Annoying Twit]

What if The B52s found that the Rock Lobster they'd found was a brand new species, and a band vote resulted in the new species being named the Party Lobster?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if the Eagles had written a song called Dani California?

[Jonny Come Lately]

What if the Rolling Stones had wanted to Paint It Grey?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Barry Manilow didn't Write The Songs, but actually only was the person who could say 'I Write The Pithy Sayings on Post-It Notes'?

[Freypower]

What if the Rolling Stones thought it was only rap & they hated it?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Bob Dylan expected an answer to be Blowing In The Wind, but it was absolutely still out, and all he could find in the wind was the smell of diesel and barbeque smoke?

[AlreadyGone95]

What of Def Leppard had been just on time for love?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Don Henley's Dirty Laundry turned out to be all clean, because he'd been wearing the same clothes for a month and had been putting clean clothes in the laundry basket to cover this up?

[Freypower]

What if Genesis decided to make it right tomorrow (repeat twice)?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Pink Floyd Wish[ed] You Were Here, there was a puff of purple smoke and a jangly sound, and you were?

[Freypower]

For that matter what if Jimi Hendrix was surrounded by a beige haze?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Eagles had actually Taken it Easy?

[Freypower]

What if Buffalo Springfield didn't care what it was worth?

[Annoying Twit]

What if The Supremes asked Where Did Our Love Go, but it turned out that our love had only just popped down to the shops for a newspaper and a pint of milk?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if David Bowie had been in paradise city?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Thomas Dolby found that She Deafened Me With Engineering?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if NWA hated expressing themselves?

[Annoying Twit]

What if NWA had come Straight Outta Lubbock, Texas, which I found at the top of the list of the 10 most boring cities in the US?

[Freypower]

What if Don Henley didn't want to get to the point (the heart of the matter)?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Blondie's Heart of Glass turned out to be highly polished clear plastic?

[Freypower]

What if Alice Cooper wanted to be appointed?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Pink Floyd never got around to putting any more bricks in the wall?