Keep It Going - A new twist on lyrics

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Lenny Kravitz wanted to know if you were going to go your own way?

[Freypower]

What if Faith No More didn't have a shred of evidence?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Queen found out that 'It' was A Kind Of Sufficiently Advanced Technology that was indistinguishable from magic?

[Jonny Come Lately]

What if Mark Knopfler bought an inferior quality of shoe?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Dire Straits were Brothers in Legs?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if it was 3 Doors Down's time?

[Freypower]

What if David Bowie couldn't see any stars because the night was cloudy? :sad:

[Annoying Twit]

What if The Rolling Stones re-released their 70's song as "Brown Zero Sugar" claiming that it had new improved taste, tasting more like the original?

[Freypower]

What if Bruce Springsteen worked on the dirt track?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Bruce Springsteen was Born in the USSR?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Def Leppard were living on a plastic moon?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Queen & David Bowie found themselves In A Vacuum as opposed to being Under Pressure?

[Freypower]

What if Midnight Oil had a photographic memory?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Sherbert dropped the ball and couldn't claim 'Howzat'?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Dire Straits got their money for doing manual labor?

ETA: Sorry about screwing up the band's name. I didn't realize autocorrect had done that.

[Annoying Twit]

What if Mark Knopfler was Sailing to Philadelphia with a competent crew, but insisted on doing all the navigation himself?

[AlreadyGone95]

What is John Mellencamp had grown up in the big town?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Jimmy Osmond made a comeback where he demonstrated that "I Can Play That Rock And Roll" much better than Joe Walsh can?

[LuvTim]

What if Jimmy Osmond made a comeback where he demonstrated that "I Can Play That Rock And Roll" much better than Joe Walsh can?

First- That could never, never happen. :unimpressed:

Second-
What if Joe Walsh caught some shade from a Jimmy Osmond fan and showed everyone the best way to keep "A Good Man Down?"

LOL...Just kidding ya, AT! ;-)

[Annoying Twit]

First- That could never, never happen. :unimpressed:

Second-
What if Joe Walsh caught some shade from a Jimmy Osmond fan and showed everyone the best way to keep "A Good Man Down?"

LOL...Just kidding ya, AT! ;-)

:)

However, here's an older brother of said Jimmy doing a heavy metal version of 'Stayin' Alive' with Dweezil Zappa.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4CMGbs1-rI

What if The Osmonds found that their horses were all perfectly sane?

[shunlvswx]

What if Jimmy Osmond made a comeback where he demonstrated that "I Can Play That Rock And Roll" much better than Joe Walsh can?

I have to laugh at this one. I didn't know if anybody hear of Jimmy Osmond. Heck the Osmonds. LOL I've met them. He's nice and his family.

Anyway. For the birthday boy. What if Don Henley taught Johnny to read.

[shunlvswx]

What if The Osmonds found that their horses were all perfectly sane?

Now that's a good one.

[shunlvswx]

First- That could never, never happen. :unimpressed:

Second-
What if Joe Walsh caught some shade from a Jimmy Osmond fan and showed everyone the best way to keep "A Good Man Down?"

LOL...Just kidding ya, AT! ;-)

Now The Osmonds can rock. I've seen them, but they are afraid to do it especially in the US because they tailored to the older crowd than people their age.

[Freypower]

Shun, I was a massive Donny Osmond fan when I was in England in 1972-73. I had the albums Portrait & Alone Together.

What if Don Henley thought the inside job was a global conspiracy?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Don Henley found that All She Wants To Do Is Sudoku?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Frankie Valli sang about oh, what a day?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Frankie Valli sang that "Grease Is The Word", but found that there were seven letter spaces instead of six, and there was no way that he could find an answer for 2 down with 'a' as the third letter?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Steve Miller was the ace of spades? (The Joker)

[Annoying Twit]

What if Motorhead had The Joker?

[Freypower]

What if the Bee Gees preferred comedy?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Paul McCartney wrote Incredibly Serious Love Songs?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Kansas told you to carry on wayward daughter?

[Annoying Twit]

What if The Beach Boys met some Iowa Girls and found them utterly enchanting?

[Freypower]

What if the Clash heard Liverpool calling?:inlove:

[LuvTim]

What if you wore your red dress that he loved so much and Wilson Pickett just couldn't wait till the Midnight Hour? :smokin:

[Annoying Twit]

What if The Steve Miller Band thought they were flying on a Jet Airliner, but through a hole in the cabin floor they spied an absolutely mahoosive twisted rubber band?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Cream was in the moonlight of your hatred?

[Annoying Twit]

What if The Beach Boys broke out the welding kit and built themselves the Largest Deuce Coupe in the world?

[Freypower]

What if Genesis had a CD player (instead of a musical box)?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Don Henley discovered that Words Can Break Your Windows?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Simon Kirke had a message from the found? :birthday:

[Freypower]

What if Bob Dylan had Little Jack Horner's Blues?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Bob Dylan claimed that he'd been All Along The Watchtower, but his watchtower line manager checked the CCTV footage and found that Bob'd spent his entire working day at one end of it smoking ciggies and doing the crossword?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Red Hot Chili Peppers needed to take it on this side?

[Freypower]

What if Elton John preferred lying down?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Elvis Costello found it wasn't Oliver's Army, but Oliver's Water-Polo Team that had dressed in camouflage for some unknown reason.

[AlreadyGone95]

What if the Marshall Tucker Band could see and refused to ride a southbound all the way to Georgia?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Davy Jones of The Monkees never believed a single one of his daydreams?

[Freypower]

What if Led Zeppelin looked at the puddle?

[Annoying Twit]

What if The Archies went on a low-carb diet and had to sing: Aspartame, Aspartame?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Van Halen were runnin' with the angels?

[Freypower]

What if the Beatles' guitar just emitted noisy feedback?

[mimi g]

What if Timothy B. Schmit always knew why, but just didn't want to tell you?

[WalshFan88]

What if Journey didn't have open arms?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Journey sang about the wheel in the stars?

[Jonny Come Lately]

In honour of Yorkshire Day 2016:

What if the Eagles had had a Good Day In Hull?

[Freypower]

What if Cat Stevens remembered the days of kindergarten?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Trapt weren't headstrong?

[Jonny Come Lately]

This is one is based of one of my favourite scenes from Father Ted (apologies to those not familiar with it, as you need to know the show to understand this):

What if Led Zeppelin had been Over The Hills and... Small?

[Freypower]

What if Cream were in a room that was completely dark?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if it was possible to hurry love? (Phil Collins)

[Freypower]

What if Dire Straits had the flu (not the bug)?

[AlreadyGone95]

What ifJudas Priest were heading out to ocean?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Prince decided to party like it was 1799?

[Freypower]

What if Peter Allen (or Michael Nesmith) went to Sao Paulo?!

[Annoying Twit]

What if Michael Nesmith implored people to Listen To The Band, but everyone was nattering away on their mobile phones?

[Freypower]

What if Steely Dan admired Kid Genghis Khan?!

[Annoying Twit]

What if Steely Dan decided that it would be better if Rikki did Lose That Number?

[Jonny Come Lately]

What if the Eagles suggested that people Learn To Be Hyperactive?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Kim Wilde decided to sing about the Kids In Venezuela instead?

[Brooke]

What if Lynyrd Skynyrd knew the little girl's name?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Joe Walsh found that Life's Been Good, thought the afterlife would be even better, but it turned out to be pretty rubbish.

[Freypower]

What if Paul McCartney decided that maybe he just didn't care?

[Annoying Twit]

What if The Beatles had been 14 year old schoolboys and actually did sing 'I Wanna Hold Your Gland', bursting into snickering at the end of each line?

[Freypower]

:twisted:

This involves two artists & two songs but I thought of it last night & decided it was clever.

What if Led Zepppelin, half of whom were from the Midlands, voted Labour and referred to 'immigrants' while the ex Charterhouse members of Genesis voted Tory & saw them as 'illegal aliens'?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Tom Robinson was a Minister of Education, and changed his song to "1 2 Motorway" in case those who can't count to eight by twos felt excluded?

[Freypower]

What if Slade asked you to feel the silence?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Elvis Costello was only Watching the Special Constables, and they were well-intentioned but untrained and just bumbled around ineffectually?

[Freypower]

What if Elton's song was for everybody?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Elton John decided that he preferred to do his fighting on Tuesday afternoons?

[Freypower]

What if Robert Plant encountered a small twig?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Bachman Turner Overdrive didn't care about taking care of business?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Bachman Turner Overdrive sung "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet", but the person they were singing at informed them that they'd seen the Severn Bore, and that this was definitely something.

[Freypower]

What if Abba were into bitcoin?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Bob Dylan thought he was Knocking on Heaven's Door, but when the door opened it turned out to be Mavis Beachamp from flat 23B?

[Freypower]

What if Led Zeppelin couldn't decide if they wanted to leave her?

[LuvTim]

What if Eagles wouldn't care if you Do Nothing and instead just stand around takin' up space?
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Just an aside-
FP: I stand in awe of your prolific and clever posts in this thread. :bow:

AND
Twit: IMO, you should pursue a career in comedy. Your posts often make me laugh out loud. Bravo. :rofl:

[Annoying Twit]

Thanks for the kind comment. But, now I feel some pressure :)

BTW: It's my non-gender-specific sibling who does standup.

What if someone from Health and Safety visited Ian Dury and the Blockheads, declared that being hit with a rhythm stick was right out, and they should resort to using big foam noodles at most.

[Freypower]

Thanks from me too LT. I'm not as clever as AT's efforts, I just twist a title around slightly.

What if the Mechanics saw right through you (weren't taken in)?

[Annoying Twit]

@FP - I thought ABBA and bitcoin is the best one yet.

For mine I try to come up with something that has some sort of surreal image that can be pictured. Like all the Beach Boys welding away making the biggest Deuce Coupe ever.

What if Seals and Croft turned up in their speedos expecting a Summer Breeze, but didn't realise that Skegness is on the North Sea, and even during the English 'summer' it can be rather chilly?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Bob Seger had written a song about the nights on Broadway? (Hollywood Nights)

[Annoying Twit]

What if Cat Stevens found that Morning Is Broken, but on checking he found that his insurance had a whole lot of fine print that meant that damage to mornings is not covered?

[Freypower]

Love it AT.

What if Simon & Garfunkel's customer put in a complaint?

[Annoying Twit]

What if The Monkees sung "I'm A Believer" but when they were asked to swear on The Bible, they got all nervous, made excuses, and left.

[Jonny Come Lately]

I'm nowhere near as good at this as you are AT. The ones you come up with are just brilliant.

What if Lynyrd Skynyrd had warned you not to drink Poison Orange Juice?

[Annoying Twit]

Thanks JCL.

What if Queen & David Bowie sung about being "Under Pressure", but I felt too much "Under Pressure" to come up with a witty twist on the song title? :)

EDIT: When I get complimented, then I feel pressure in coming up with new ones. Not that I don't like being complimented, but I feel a bit of the weight of expectation.

Anyhow, I've had a cycle ride, and came up with two.

What if U2 went on a pilgrimage to the place Where The Streets Have No Name, but found that all the streets were named, it was just that no-one had bothered entering the street names into Google Maps?

What if The Beach Boys believed that they were going on a Surfin' Safari, but when they got off the plane they discovered that Brian had actually signed them up to go mountain climbing in Antarctica?

[Freypower]

I think it's best to let AT continue his unique posts & not try to compete with them.

What if Peter Gabriel was the life of the party (not a wallflower)?

[Jonny Come Lately]

What if Pink Floyd had So Many Things To Say, whereas Wishbone Ash were Lost For Words?

[Freypower]

What if TBS was having a bad day?

[Jonny Come Lately]

What if Lynyrd Skynyrd went Up North Jukin'?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Elton John found that even though he'd paid the University of Cambridge Physics Department to Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me, they had taken his money even though they knew that stopping the rotation of the earth was impossible?

[Freypower]

What if the Eagles thought they were the Moody Blues & wondered whatever happened to Tuesday afternoon?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Pink Floyd Wish[ed] You Were Here, there was a puff of blue smoke, and everyone in the world suddenly appeared within the four walls of the studio they were in?

[Freypower]

What if Jimi Hendrix knew where Joe was going?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Joe Walsh employed someone to Help Me Thru The Night, but they never actually turned up for work until it was 5am?

[Freypower]

What if Arlo Guthrie went to the city of Baton Rouge?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Steely Dan thought they were Reelin' in the Years, but when they got it onshore, it was only an old boot?

[Jonny Come Lately]

What if Pink Floyd and Queen were both adamant that The Show Mustn't Go On under any circumstances?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Madonna claimed that it was Like A Prayer, but to everyone else it sounded exactly like a laundry list.

[Freypower]

What if the Beatles' road was one block long?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Paul McCartney sang "Let It Be", but Phil Spector wouldn't?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Aerosmith had a sour emotion?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Lionel Ritchie tried Dancing on the Ceiling, but despite what he believed, the power of music was even weaker than the power of gravity?

[Freypower]

What if Elton John decided it would be better if the king abdicated?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if 3 Doors Down would never be gone?

[Jonny Come Lately]

What if Joe Walsh had been born in a pleasant place in the middle of nowhere?

[Freypower]

What if Steely Dan thought that doing it once was quite enough, thank you?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if you already knew what Shinedown was trying to tell you?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Queen decided to sing about a unicycle race instead?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Green Day knew their enemy?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if the Rolling Stones were glad to leave you? (Miss You)

[Annoying Twit]

What if The Small Faces all decided to do Ironman Triathlons on their otherwise Lazy Sunday Afternoon.

[AlreadyGone95]

What if George Thorogood never drank alone?

[Annoying Twit]

What if George Thorogood wasn't Bad to the Bone, but was only Bad To The Dermis?

[Jonny Come Lately]

What if Don Henley only had a short 5-minute walk to get home?

[Freypower]

What if Steve Hackett was Icarus crashing?

[Annoying Twit]

What if the Eagles were actually Victims of Cold Indifference?

[Freypower]

What if Queen saw another one live to tell the tale?

[Annoying Twit]

What if the members of Free decided that it would take at least another 48 hours for them to be All Right?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Van Halen had been hot for the principal?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Van Halen found that Love Walked In, looked around, realised it was in the wrong room, and walked out again?

[Jonny Come Lately]

What if Pink Floyd had been told that they couldn't have Any Colour They Liked, because they were buying a Ford Model T and could only get it in black?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if The Cost of Living was nothing?

[Annoying Twit]

What if the Puple People Eater decided that it wanted to go vegan?

[travlnman2]

What if the Jungle we are in was actually Guns N Roses talking about Uptson Sinclare's book about the meat packing industry.

[Freypower]

For that matter what if ELO found they were in the desert, not the jungle?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Robert Palmer was addicted to eating?

[Annoying Twit]

What if after Queen sung 'Bicycle Race', the scrutineers inspected the bikes ridden by the naked women, and found half of them had 'mechanical doping' concealed motors?

[Jonny Come Lately]

What if Oasis, having vowed to not look back in anger, not only turned back but on finding that they simply couldn't hold it in any longer, saw red and launched into yet another fight?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Def Leppard decided they wanted to get country? (Let's Get Rocked)

[Annoying Twit]

What if Eagles were singing about Those Shoes, but it was absolutely bucketing down outside and it would be silly to go out in anything but Those Wellies.

[Freypower]

What if the Beatles wrote a limited edition which was withdrawn from sale after one day?

[Annoying Twit]

What is David Bowie claimed that he was The Man Who Saved The World, but he actually only saved about 20 square metres somewhere near Bromley tube station?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Billy Idol had a black funeral?

[Annoying Twit]

What if The Sex Pistols actually wanted Democratic Socialism for the UK?

[Jonny Come Lately]

What if Don Henley came up to congratulate you on drinking just exactly the right amount?

(Had this idea a few days ago but only remembered to post it now. I'm quite pleased with that one!)

[Freypower]

What if Phil Collins got a plumber to fix the roof?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Wild Cherry wanted to play that country nusic?

[Annoying Twit]

What if The Cars realised that what they had wasn't Just What I Needed, but actually Just What Mr Simpkins in 32B Needed?

[Jonny Come Lately]

What if Lynyrd Skynyrd went Up North Jukin'?

[Freypower]

What if the Bee Gees couldn't get their email to you to send?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Seals and Crofts found that despite the prediction of a Summer Breeze on the forecast, there was actually a Summer Hurricane that blew them off stage and rolling across a field?

[DJ]

Dirty Deeds Done DrasticallyHigh Priced! AC/DC

[AlreadyGone95]

What if CCR had been fortunate sons?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Tina Turner took a package holiday, but she found out that despite the advertising material claiming River Deep Mountain High that it was just a shallow ditch and a small mound?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Eminem wrote a song called Bluebird? (Mockingbird)

[Annoying Twit]

What if Bruce Johnson (sung by Barry Manilow) had changed career, so that instead of songs, he wrote the advertising copy instead?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Alice in Chains wrote a dong called hen? (Rooster)

[Jonny Come Lately]

What if Neil Young had been Rockin' In An Oppressive Police State?

[Annoying Twit]

What if more than Say(ing) You Love Me, Christine McVie actually wanted the addressed person to Say You Don't Think My Bum Looks Big In This?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Crosby, Stills, and Nash had written a song called Eastern Pentagram? (Southern Cross)

[Desperada]

What if Steely Dan wrote Hillary Don't Lose that E-mail?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Steely Dan wrote Hillary Don't Lose that E-mail?

:rofl::rofl: That's a good one.

What if Lynyrd Skynyrd that you got that wrong?

[Jonny Come Lately]

Continuing the political theme:

What if Glenn Frey had subtitled He Took Advantage as 'Blues For Donald Trump'?

[Freypower]

I haven't done this for a while so I'm rusty. An epic I heard yesterday:

What if Genesis declared 'your supper is in the oven. I'm going out'! or perhaps 'make your own supper'!:idea:

[Annoying Twit]

What if the Police sang of "Every Breath You Take", but they missed three breaths this morning through inattention, didn't even try to watch ten you took this afternoon, and don't get me started on how many moves you make that they were completely unaware of.

[Desperada]

What if Dolly Parton and Kenny Rodgers sang Irelands Industry ( Islands in the Stream )

[LuvTim]

[quote=Annoying Twit;348032]What if the Police sang of "Every Breath You Take", but they missed three breaths this morning through inattention, didn't even try to watch ten you took this afternoon, and don't get me started on how many moves you make that they were completely unaware

:rofl:

[Annoying Twit]

What if Fleetwood Mac's "Gold Dust Woman" experienced budget cuts, had to use fake gold dust, and everywhere she went turned green after the next damp weather?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if Graham Nash wrote a song called Alabama Burning?

[Jonny Come Lately]

What if Led Zeppelin had a song about The Puddle?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Deep Purple sung of "Smoke On The Water", but it was actually just steam due to runaway global warming?

[WalshFan88]

What if Fleetwood Mac stopped thinking about tomorrow?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Fleetwood Mac tried to tell everyone to 'Go Your Own Way', but they found that everyone relies on Google Maps these days, and all go the same computer-generated way as everyone else?

[LuvTim]

What if Smash Mouth thought they were Walkin' On The Sun, but they were only visiting Myrtle Beach in August?



(You'll need a cold one.) :soda:

[shunlvswx]

What if Tom Petty was Running Down a Nightmare.

[WalshFan88]

What if Journey didn't have Open Arms?

[Freypower]

I really used to enjoy these & I guess there is no harm in starting up again.

What if Genesis knew who did it?

[Annoying Twit]

What if George Harrison had asked 'Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)' but when he unwrapped the presents, he found it was socks and underwear again.

[LuvTim]

From AT--"What if George Harrison had asked 'Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)' but when he unwrapped the presents, he found it was socks and underwear again."
^ :lol:


What if Phil Collins still really did care after all?

[Freypower]

We can only hope that Phil might care about Genesis. I love that song. He sounds so angry.

What if Mike + the Mechanics preferred to have one more glass of wine?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Mike and the Mechanics thought that All I Need Is A Miracle, received one, but then found that even that wasn't enough and they actually still needed three more miracles, a quart of engine oil, and thirty-five pence in loose change?

[Freypower]

:laugh:

I'll stick with Genesis related....

What if Peter Gabriel didn't bother asking permission? (Excuse Me).

[Annoying Twit]

What if Genesis sang 'I Can't Dance', but it turned out that all three had been taking Ballroom Dancing lessons, and are now able to compete at a good amateur level?

[Freypower]

What if Genesis found themselves at a Morning Coffee Shop?

(Twilight Alehouse)

[Annoying Twit]

What if The Beatles looked up Sexy Sadie, but found that she'd become adicted to plastic surgery, and now had 'that' weird look.

[Freypower]

What if David Bowie thought Dust To Dust sounded better?

[AlreadyGone95]

What if everything was perfectly clear for Puddle of Mudd?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Steve Miller had asked his band to 'Take The Money And Run', but when they reconvened at their lair, he found that they had only grabbed a big bunch of deposit slips and the plotted plant that had been in the corner?

[WalshFan88]

What if Billy Joel was wrong?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Fleetwood Mac's Christine McVie made a plaintive request to 'Think About Me', but he was actually just thinking about whether he left the stove on when he went out?

[WalshFan88]

What if Van Halen didn't Jump?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Eddie van Halen looked up because he thought he saw Love Walks In, but it was only a spotty teenager delivering his Hawaiian pizza with extra pineapple?

[Freypower]

What if Genesis said 'no, that's NOT all. Let's workshop this, OK'?

[WalshFan88]

What if Aerosmith did want to miss something?

[Freypower]

What if Queen had their rendezvous in the Australian outback?

(see you tonight, what's left of you). :-?

[FannyBeTender]

What if the Bee Gees would have said You Should NOT Be Dancing?

[Dawn]

Good one FP (@ Carpenters)

Got me to thinking about what if the Carpenters had not only just begun? Countless weddings and newlyweds would have to pick a different song.

[Freypower]

Good one FP (@ Carpenters)

Got me to thinking about what if the Carpenters had not only just begun? Countless weddings and newlyweds would have to pick a different song.

Sorry Dawn, I'm confused. What does my twist on Queen's Seaside Rendezvous have to do with the Carpenters?

Anyway what if the Carpenters preferred sunny Wednesdays?

[Dawn]

Sorry Dawn, I'm confused. What does my twist on Queen's Seaside Rendezvous have to do with the Carpenters?

Anyway what if the Carpenters preferred sunny Wednesdays?

Oh I'm sorry FP!

I am new to this thread and was reading backwards a bit and enjoying everyone's posts including one from you about the Carpenters Close To You.

[Annoying Twit]

What if The Eagles were waiting for One Of These Nights, but they were camping out at the North Pole, and they found they still had another three months to wait?

[Freypower]

Welcome back AT. You & I have had disagreements but these posts of yours are so clever. :smokin:

What if Frank Zappa met a Long Beach Girl?

[Annoying Twit]

Thank you. I do tend to come and go a bit as life intervenes. However, I'm going to be in Prague for a bit, and will have time to catch up on internet stuff when in my hotel room at night.

So:

What if Marek ZTRACENÝ wanted to sing 'O pravdě' to an international audience, but found that Google Translate was translating it as 'My hovercraft is full of eels'?

[Freypower]

Nice Python reference.

What if Van Morrison met the Star of the County Limerick?

[Annoying Twit]

What if Talking Heads were sure that This Must Be The Place, but despite the clear X on the map, no matter how much they dug there was no treasure to be found.

[WalshFan88]

What if Aerosmith had a sour emotion?

[takeiteasy]

What if The Beatles lived in a red submarine?
Would they be called communists?

[Ive always been a dreamer]

What if Bob Seger hadn't turned the page?

[CAinOH]

What if Bob Seger hadn't turned the page?

What if Bob Seger decided to run with the wind instead of against it?

[Brooke]

What if Elton John was a Truck Man?

[takeiteasy]

What if Supertramp took an umbrella (a big one) when they realized that it was raining again?

[Ive always been a dreamer]

What if Adele had been tumbling in the shallow?

[WalshFan88]

What if Styx didn't want you to sail with them?

[Ive always been a dreamer]

What if The Beatles had an easy night's day?

[CAinOH]

What if the Beatles realized there are only 7 days a week?

[Brooke]

Remembering Elvis today, what if he had Red Suede Shoes?

[Ive always been a dreamer]

Good one, Brooke - Hail to the King!

And what if Prince had a Little Blue Corvette?

[WalshFan88]

What if Cheap Trick didn't want us to want them?

[Ive always been a dreamer]

What if Heart had good animals?

[WalshFan88]

What if AC/DC had a soft upper lip?