Caption This!!!

[Ive always been a dreamer]

VA posted this one in the Eagles Hotness thread. Anyone want to take a shot at a caption for it ...

http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb328/vernakrose/Eagles/don%20glenn%20hollywood%20sign_zpspqljo1se.jpg

[AlreadyGone95]

Good ones, everybody.

VA posted this one in the Eagles Hotness thread. It may have been posted here before, but anyone want to take a shot at it ...

http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb328/vernakrose/Eagles/don%20glenn%20hollywood%20sign_zpspqljo1se.jpg

Don: I swear, we're not dancing!

Glenn: Yeah, this is just our new friendship thing. It'll help us bond as brothers for life.



Probably not the best that I can come up with, but my brain is not fully functional today.

[VAisForEagleLovers]

Good ones, everybody.

VA posted this one in the Eagles Hotness thread. It may have been posted here before, but anyone want to take a shot at it ...

http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb328/vernakrose/Eagles/don%20glenn%20hollywood%20sign_zpspqljo1se.jpg

Glenn: I'm the lead.

Don: No, I am.

Glenn: No way. I always lead. Smile.

Don: I'm smiling, because I'm leading.

[DJ]

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Don: That's my foot you're on Glenn!
Glenn: Oh well, as long as I look good. I do look good right?

[Ive always been a dreamer]

http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb328/vernakrose/Eagles/don%20glenn%20hollywood%20sign_zpspqljo1se.jpg

:grooving:
So give him this dance
He can't be forsaken
Learn how to love him
With all of his faults
He gave more than he's taken
And I'll go down doing the Hollywood Waltz :grooving:

[VAisForEagleLovers]

Good one, Dreamer!

[DJ]

:grooving:
So give him this dance
He can't be forsaken
Learn how to love him
With all of his faults
He gave more than he's taken
And I'll go down doing the Hollywood Waltz :grooving:

Most Excellent!

[GlennLover]

Very clever, Dreamer! :hilarious:

[LuvTim]

Glenn: I'm the lead.

Don: No, I am.

Glenn: No way. I always lead. Smile.

Don: I'm smiling, because I'm leading.

This one made me laugh out loud for real! lol...:hilarious:

[AlreadyGone95]

http://www.glennfreyonline.com/images/GFreyPOTHats.jpg

Joe: I see my crazy, unusual fashion sense has started to rub on you. Now, I know where my sombrero went to.

Glenn: Well, I was going for "the man in the yellow hat"* look, but I couldn't find a yellow hat, and this is next best thing. By the way, your guitar is out of tune.

*the man in the yellow hat is a character from Curious George.

Anyone else wanna try?

[Ive always been a dreamer]

http://www.glennfreyonline.com/images/GFreyPOTHats.jpg


Joe and Glenn: :singer: "Spent the last year Rocky Mountain Way, couldn't get much higher" :rockguitar:

[AlreadyGone95]

Joe and Glenn: :singer: "Spent the last year Rocky Mountain Way, couldn't get much higher" :rockguitar:

:rofl:. That's perfect Dreamer! :thumbsup:

[Brooke]

Love it! :hilarious:

[bluefeather]

good ones ladies!:partytime:

[AlreadyGone95]

http://www.glennfreyonline.com/images/GFreyInterestingVest.jpg

Glenn, auditioning for the role of Aladdin. His flying carpet is currently in the shop, so he must use the back-up flying chair.

[Houston Baby]

:hilarious:

[bluefeather]

:hilarious::hilarious:

[chaim]

Glenn (sitting on the chair): "What do you mean these are the wrong clothes for IKEA's garden furniture ad?"

[sodascouts]

Love the new captions, guys!

[Brooke]

http://www.glennfreyonline.com/images/GFreyInterestingVest.jpg

Glenn, auditioning for the role of Aladdin. His flying carpet is currently in the shop, so he must use the back-up flying chair.

Or he could take off his vest and use it! :lol:

[AlreadyGone95]

Or he could take off his vest and use it! :lol:

:hilarious: true. That outfit would probably look decent without the vest!

[UndertheWire]

https://www.eaglesonlinecentral.com/images/eaglesQ1.jpg
Don H: "Glenn, Making daisy chains in a corn field isn't a good song title for a rock band."

[chaim]

https://www.eaglesonlinecentral.com/images/eaglesQ1.jpg
Don H: "Glenn, Making daisy chains in a corn field isn't a good song title for a rock band."

:hilarious:

How about:

Timothy: "I know that your new hobby means a lot to you, Glenn, and that it helps you cope with the 'positive stress', but you can cut the weeds later. He just got his camera ready."

Don H (thinking): "Weeds...in the weeds...wait..waiting in the weeds, now THERE'S a title. I will write this one without Glenn and it's gonna be our comeback hit."

Don Felder (thinking): "This time around everyone will know who wrote Hotel California."

[NOLA]

https://www.eaglesonlinecentral.com/images/eaglesQ1.jpg

Don H. to Glenn: "No, that's not the kind of weed you smoke, Roach. Give it up, man, because it's been years. Ahhh, youth!"

[Brooke]

Those are all great! :rofl:

[chaim]

https://www.eaglesonlinecentral.com/images/eaglesQ1.jpg

Don H. to Glenn: "No, that's not the kind of weed you smoke, Roach. Give it up, man, because it's been years. Ahhh, youth!"

:hilarious:I think we got a winner.

[Ive always been a dreamer]

Good ones, everybody. When I see Glenn in this picture, I also think of 'waiting in the weeds'.

[sodascouts]

LOL!!!! These are fantastic!

[DJ]

https://www.eaglesonlinecentral.com/images/eaglesQ1.jpg

Don H. to Glenn: "No, that's not the kind of weed you smoke, Roach. Give it up, man, because it's been years. Ahhh, youth!"

OMG Nola that is exactly what I was thinking!!!! Two great minds think alike
:thumbsup:

[AlreadyGone95]

SRMW posted this in the Walsh worship thread. I thought that it was caption worthy.

http://rs1283.pbsrc.com/albums/a552/kim_dixon2/Mobile%20Uploads/346688-joe-walsh_zps0owotkpg.jpg~320x480?t=1440566947
Joe: (shakes head in disbelief) And then Felder had the gall to ask me if I minded him writing all of the guitar parts for Hotel California, including my parts!

[chaim]

SRMW posted this in the Walsh worship thread. I thought that it was caption worthy.

http://rs1283.pbsrc.com/albums/a552/kim_dixon2/Mobile%20Uploads/346688-joe-walsh_zps0owotkpg.jpg~320x480?t=1440566947
Joe: (shakes head in disbelief) And then Felder had the gall to ask me if I minded him writing all of the guitar parts for Hotel California, including my parts!

If that picture was a recent one, Joe would be thinking about Felder interviews from the last few years:
"This guy should make up his mind as to who came up with the last part of the Hotel California solo."

[NOLA]

SRMW posted this in the Walsh worship thread. I thought that it was caption worthy.

http://rs1283.pbsrc.com/albums/a552/kim_dixon2/Mobile%20Uploads/346688-joe-walsh_zps0owotkpg.jpg~320x480?t=1440566947


Joe, in deep thought, "Has life really been good up to this point? I'm not so sure."

[Desperada]

Joe thinks, I know Glenn said we should all be on time, but I'm an hour too early, and the room with the coffee is locked:sad:

[AlreadyGone95]

If that picture was a recent one, Joe would be thinking about Felder interviews from last few years:
"This guy should make up his mind as to who came up with the last part of the Hotel California solo."

:rofl:, true Chaim!

Maybe this one would fit that caption?
http://www.joewalshonline.com/images/JWalshAusPress01.jpg

[AlreadyGone95]

Joe, in deep thought, "Has life really been good up to this point? I'm not so sure."



Joe thinks, I know Glenn said we should all be on time, but I'm an hour too early, and the room with the coffee is locked

Lol, both are good! :thumbsup:

[chaim]

:rofl:, true Chaim!

Maybe this one would fit that caption?
http://www.joewalshonline.com/images/JWalshAusPress01.jpg

:hilarious: Perfect!

[Ive always been a dreamer]

SRMW posted this in the Walsh worship thread. I thought that it was caption worthy.

http://rs1283.pbsrc.com/albums/a552/kim_dixon2/Mobile%20Uploads/346688-joe-walsh_zps0owotkpg.jpg~320x480?t=1440566947
Joe: (shakes head in disbelief) And then Felder had the gall to ask me if I minded him writing all of the guitar parts for Hotel California, including my parts!

... or it could be Joe thinking 'one of these days, this is all going to fit together like a finely-crafted novel'.

[AlreadyGone95]

... or it could be Joe thinking 'one of these days, this is all going to fit together like a finely-crafted novel'.

Lol. That caption is even better since Joe is writing what we hope will be a finely crafted novel. :)

[Ive always been a dreamer]

More good ones everyone!

Here's an oldie but goodie - go for it ...

http://www.tickypages.com/JoeWalsh/album3/JWalshMoon02.jpg

Joe: Do you think that's the restaurant manager from last night?

Keith: Relax mate - He'll never recognize us in these duds.

[AlreadyGone95]

More good ones everyone!

Here's an oldie but goodie - go for it ...

http://www.tickypages.com/JoeWalsh/album3/JWalshMoon02.jpg


Both (thinking): I'm so gonna win this staring contest!

[NOLA]

More good ones everyone!

Here's an oldie but goodie - go for it ...

http://www.tickypages.com/JoeWalsh/album3/JWalshMoon02.jpg

A worried Joe to Keith, "Why did you have to pick ME as your favorite Eagle?"

(I love Joe's lace-up leather pants!)

[UndertheWire]

What's going on here?

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t450/hairynosed/history-of-the-eagles-part-one-617px_zpsjns19gn3.jpg

[AlreadyGone95]

What's going on here?

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t450/hairynosed/history-of-the-eagles-part-one-617px_zpsjns19gn3.jpg

Tim: Don, give me that sharpie. It shouldn't take 5 minutes for you to sign your name.

Don: Careful with the guitar, Tim. It's best to hold it with 2 hands. Here, let me help.

Glenn: Don't smudge my signature!
(Thinking to himself): when the heck is Don gonna get rid of those ugly brown work boots?

Joe: (thinking to himself): Don't fall asleep, don't fall asleep don't..... zzzzzz

[LuvTim]

Tim: Don, give me that sharpie. It shouldn't take 5 minutes for you to sign your name.

Don: Careful with the guitar, Tim. It's best to hold it with 2 hands. Here, let me help.

Glenn: Don't smudge my signature!
(Thinking to himself): when the heck is Don gonna get rid of those ugly brown work boots?

Joe: (thinking to himself): Don't fall asleep, don't fall asleep don't..... zzzzzz

Thanks for the great pic, UW!! 😀

:hilarious:LOL...OH MY GOSH....!!!! You are so funny, AG...

[bluefeather]

:lol: good one AG!

[NOLA]

Perfect, AG! Think we got a winner! :applause:

[AlreadyGone95]

Thank everyone. I just went with what came to mind first when I saw the photo. Glad that I made ya'll laugh. :)

[sodascouts]

http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a552/kim_dixon2/Glenninterviewed1975_zpsdahknwud.jpg


GLENN [thinking]:I know Europeans are a lot freer with their bodies and all, but I didn't realize an "informal" interview meant that the guy wouldn't feel obligated to put on underwear. Oh no, I think he's about to uncross his legs again! [shifts in chair uncomfortably, avoids eye contact]

[LuvTim]

http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a552/kim_dixon2/Glenninterviewed1975_zpsdahknwud.jpg


GLENN [thinking]:I know Europeans are a lot freer with their bodies and all, but I didn't realize an "informal" interview meant that the guy wouldn't feel obligated to put on underwear. Oh no, I think he's about to uncross his legs again! [shifts in chair uncomfortably, avoids eye contact]
:nervous: :rofl:
Sooo right on!

[Brooke]

Too funny, Soda! :hilarious:

[NOLA]

I can't help but wonder if Glenn was really thinking that. He appeared to be doing some defensive posing in the photo: legs crossed high, arms tucked in, and leaned back on his side in the chair. He does look a bit uncomfortable.

Soda, you may have read his mind with your quote!;-)

[UndertheWire]

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t450/hairynosed/185677253_zpsfaocxz8y.jpg

Well that went over their heads.

[AlreadyGone95]

Great one Soda! :lol:

[AlreadyGone95]

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t450/hairynosed/185677253_zpsfaocxz8y.jpg




All 5 guys thinking: Now this is what badass is supposed to look like!

[chaim]

All 5 guys thinking: Now this is what badass is supposed to look like!

And Don F giving Randy advice in doing this: "Think Lemmy, Randy, think Lemmy."

[chaim]

http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a552/kim_dixon2/Glenninterviewed1975_zpsdahknwud.jpg


GLENN [thinking]:I know Europeans are a lot freer with their bodies and all, but I didn't realize an "informal" interview meant that the guy wouldn't feel obligated to put on underwear. Oh no, I think he's about to uncross his legs again! [shifts in chair uncomfortably, avoids eye contact]

:hilarious:

[chaim]

Tim: Don, give me that sharpie. It shouldn't take 5 minutes for you to sign your name.

Don: Careful with the guitar, Tim. It's best to hold it with 2 hands. Here, let me help.

Glenn: Don't smudge my signature!
(Thinking to himself): when the heck is Don gonna get rid of those ugly brown work boots?

Joe: (thinking to himself): Don't fall asleep, don't fall asleep don't..... zzzzzz

:hilarious::hilarious:

[bluefeather]

great ones ladies!:rofl:

[DJ]

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t450/hairynosed/185677253_zpsfaocxz8y.jpg

Well that went over their heads.


Don H: Randy This is how you look cool........

[sodascouts]

Lovin' these!

[bluefeather]

spot on DJ! :hilarious:

[Ive always been a dreamer]

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t450/hairynosed/185677253_zpsfaocxz8y.jpg

Well that went over their heads.

Randy: Sorry guys, but Bernie and I are much cooler with our thumbs in our pockets than you guys with folded arms and goofy looks on your faces.

[sodascouts]

lol!

[AlreadyGone95]

http://www.glennfreyonline.com/images/GFreyGoldmine01.jpg
Glenn has found a better and more comfortable seat for traveling. This way, none of the band members can annoy him.

[SoaringRockyMountainWay]

http://www.glennfreyonline.com/images/GFreyGoldmine01.jpg


Glenn: How in the heck did I get in the back of this car? Did Walsh freakin' prank me again?!

[maryc2130]

Those are too funny! I don't know how to get the picture to paste here, but I was thinking:

"Wonder how much they're asking for ransom? Bet they'll get a ton of money for little 'ole me!"

[sodascouts]

lol! Good ones!

Here's one from me:

http://www.glennfreyonline.com/images/GFreyGoldmine01.jpg
The fangirls who'd nabbed Glenn Frey realized after they'd put him in the trunk that they'd forgotten to bring any rope. Luckily, he was very understanding about it. "That's OK. Henley has some handcuffs you can use. His room number is 1132. I'll just wait here until you get them."

[maryc2130]

LOL, Soda! I volunteer to run up to Don's room to get them!

[AlreadyGone95]

lol! Good ones!

Here's one from me:

http://www.glennfreyonline.com/images/GFreyGoldmine01.jpg
The fangirls who'd nabbed Glenn Frey realized after they'd put him in the trunk that they'd forgotten to bring any rope. Luckily, he was very understanding about it. "That's OK. Henley has some handcuffs you can use. His room number is 1132. I'll just wait here until you get them."

:rofl: :rofl: Great one, Soda! We can only dream!

[chaim]

http://www.glennfreyonline.com/images/GFreyGoldmine01.jpg

Glenn: "Why look so startled? You know, seriously...You've never seen a member of a million-selling American rock band in a trunk before?"

[Brooke]

:rofl: everyone!

[LuvTim]

Agree! :laugh:

[DJ]

[

Yep I'm sleepin in the trunk because Joe trashed our room again!!!

[maryc2130]

[

Yep I'm sleepin in the trunk because Joe trashed our room again!!!

DJ! That's hysterical!:applause:

[Ive always been a dreamer]

These with Glenn in the trunk of the car are all hilarious. I can't think of anything to top what you all have already done! :thumbsup:

[Glennsallnighter]

Neither can I - in anyways I am not much good at spontaneous wit, so I will leave it to the experts!!

[AlreadyGone95]

http://rs1283.pbsrc.com/albums/a552/kim_dixon2/Mobile%20Uploads/BirminghamAL_zpsafbwg8hh.jpg?w=480&h=480&fit=clip

Glenn: Thank you. Thank you everyone!

Don(slowly applauding and grumbling): This has got to be the millionth time Glenn has told the plantiff joke. I can't believe that people still laugh at it. Have they not watched Farewell One?!

[LuvTim]

http://rs1283.pbsrc.com/albums/a552/kim_dixon2/Mobile%20Uploads/BirminghamAL_zpsafbwg8hh.jpg?w=480&h=480&fit=clip

Glenn: Thank you. Thank you everyone!

Don(slowly applauding and grumbling): This has got to be the millionth time Glenn has told the plantiff joke. I can't believe that people still laugh at it. Have they not watched Farewell One?!

Right on, AG! LOL...:laugh:

[Brooke]

:rofl: Good one!

[Ive always been a dreamer]

Good one AG! But, old as the joke is, it does indeed always get a good laugh from the audience. I always amuse myself by waiting to see how long it takes before everyone 'gets it'.


http://rs1283.pbsrc.com/albums/a552/kim_dixon2/Mobile%20Uploads/BirminghamAL_zpsafbwg8hh.jpg?w=480&h=480&fit=clip


Now, how about this one ...

Don: Hey Glenn - Check out the hot girl in the second row flashing us. Yep, bro, I think we still got it!

[AlreadyGone95]

Good one Dreamer!

[Jonny Come Lately]

http://rs1283.pbsrc.com/albums/a552/kim_dixon2/Mobile%20Uploads/BirminghamAL_zpsafbwg8hh.jpg?w=480&h=480&fit=clip

I think this is the first time I've had a go at one of these...

GLENN: Hands up who wanted to make Long Road Out Of Eden a double album!

(audience cheers and applauds)

DON: (thinking to himself) Still would have been better without No More Cloudy Days, You Are Not Alone and I Love To Watch A Woman Dance... and Busy Being Fabulous too for that matter...

[chaim]

[

Yep I'm sleepin in the trunk because Joe trashed our room again!!!

:hilarious:

[chaim]

I think this is the first time I've had a go at one of these...

GLENN: Hands up who wanted to make Long Road Out Of Eden a double album!

(audience cheers and applauds)

DON: (thinking to himself) Still would have been better without No More Cloudy Days, You Are Not Alone and I Love To Watch A Woman Dance... and Busy Being Fabulous too for that matter...

:hilarious:

[sodascouts]

Catching up on these - lol!

[DJ]

Don: Oh Glenn did you use your Right Guard today, just sayin dude!

[sodascouts]

lol, DJ!



http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b141/glennfreyonline/don/DHenleyCRGirl.jpg

Girl: Don, your hair is so gorgeous. It's all natural, right? Because that really turns me on...

Don: Oh yeah, baby, all natural.... just like my lovin'. You want to come up to my room after the show tonight?

Girl: Sure!

Don: [Thinks] Look at how the ladies dig natural curls. She's putty in my hands. It'll be a cold day in hell before I admit to a perm!

[chaim]

:hilarious:

[AlreadyGone95]

:rofl:. Good one, Soda!

[NOLA]

:laugh: Too funny, Soda!

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b141/glennfreyonline/don/DHenleyCRGirl.jpg

Don: "You're a really nice gal. Want to have dinner with me tomorrow night?"
Girl: "Sure! Where do you want to go?"
Don: "Paris. As in France."
Girl: "What?!?"
Don: "I have a Lear jet parked at the regional airport. Want to go for a ride?"
Girl: "YES!!!"
Don: (thinks to himself) "I love my job!"

(And, thus the legend continues...)

[Brooke]

:rofl: Love these!

[Ive always been a dreamer]

Me too - y'all are on a roll! :thumbsup:

[chaim]

Great ones about Don and the lady!

[DJ]

:laugh: Too funny, Soda!

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b141/glennfreyonline/don/DHenleyCRGirl.jpg

Don: "You're a really nice gal. Want to have dinner with me tomorrow night?"
Girl: "Sure! Where do you want to go?"
Don: "Paris. As in France."
Girl: "What?!?"
Don: "I have a Lear jet parked at the regional airport. Want to go for a ride?"
Girl: "YES!!!"
Don: (thinks to himself) "I love my job!"

(And, thus the legend continues...)

Good One Nola....Probably fairly close to the truth. :smile:

[DivineDon]

:laugh: Too funny, Soda!

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b141/glennfreyonline/don/DHenleyCRGirl.jpg

Don: "You're a really nice gal. Want to have dinner with me tomorrow night?"
Girl: "Sure! Where do you want to go?"
Don: "Paris. As in France."
Girl: "What?!?"
Don: "I have a Lear jet parked at the regional airport. Want to go for a ride?"
Girl: "YES!!!"
Don: (thinks to himself) "I love my job!"

(And, thus the legend continues...)

Oh yeah, baby - yes please :heart: Je t'aime aussi :fainting:

[Ive always been a dreamer]

Don: OMG - This is Cher's sister ... there's no way I'm gonna get by with taking her to the Sunset Grill for a burger. I guess this is gonna be another one of those 'lear' dates.

[Ive always been a dreamer]

And here's one in honor of a very special anniversary ...

http://www.joewalshonline.com/images/JWalshPensive.jpg

Joe: :hmm: I wonder if I should hang out with Keith Moon today or accept that offer from the Eagles to join their band?

[bluefeather]

And here's one in honor of a very special anniversary ...

http://www.joewalshonline.com/images/JWalshPensive.jpg

Joe: :hmm: I wonder if I should hang out with Keith Moon today or accept that offer from the Eagles to join their band?

:hilarious: good one Dreamer!

[Brooke]

Good job guys! :lol:

[NOLA]

And here's one in honor of a very special anniversary ...

http://www.joewalshonline.com/images/JWalshPensive.jpg


Joe: "Wow. This chick interviewing me is really cute. Wonder what she looks like under all those clothes?"

[AlreadyGone95]

:rofl: :rofl: These are great!

[sodascouts]

Love this thread! Great captions!

[SoaringRockyMountainWay]

http://www.donhenleyonline.com/images/DHenleyGWA2005-04.jpg

*Don sees a pretty girl in the audience.*
Don: Dang that girl's hot!
Glenn from a distance: Don?! Hello?! Earth to Don! You're supposed to be playing drums here!!!

[chaim]

http://www.donhenleyonline.com/images/DHenleyGWA2005-04.jpg

*Don sees a pretty girl in the audience.*
Don: Dang that girl's hot!
Glenn from a distance: Don?! Hello?! Earth to Don! You're supposed to be playing drums here!!!

Don: "Alright, Glenn. Start it again, but this time in the right key."

[AlreadyGone95]

http://www.donhenleyonline.com/images/DHenleyGWA2005-04.jpg


Don: Admit Glenn, these drums make me look hot. The chicks really dig drummers!

[TW]

http://www.donhenleyonline.com/images/DHenleyGWA2005-04.jpg

When Walsh is wearing those crazy ass outfits

[shunlvswx]

Don: Admit Glenn, these drums make me look hot. The chicks really dig drummers!

Only if they sing. LOL;-)

[Ive always been a dreamer]

Good ones everyone! I'm going with my gut reaction when I first saw the picture posted here ...


http://www.donhenleyonline.com/images/DHenleyGWA2005-04.jpg


Don: I hate all this downtime during sound check. How cool would it be if we had portable phones so I could make calls to some of my ladies while I'm sitting around waiting? Well, I can dream, can't I?

[NOLA]

http://www.donhenleyonline.com/images/DHenleyGWA2005-04.jpg


Don: (surveys the audience for pretty gals) Just look at all of 'em! Gonna be a good harvest tonight. "Best of My Love," ladies?

[DivineDon]

http://www.donhenleyonline.com/images/DHenleyGWA2005-04.jpg

When Walsh is wearing those crazy ass outfits

Don: "Orderly queue now, ladies. As you can see I'm worth waiting for." :fainting:

[L101]

http://www.donhenleyonline.com/images/DHenleyGWA2005-04.jpg



Don: Oops, forgot I'm not supposed to scratch my ear with my drumstick! Hope I can get it out before we start up again :grin:

[Brooke]

Good ones, everyone! :rofl:

[sodascouts]

http://www.donhenleyonline.com/images/DHenleyGWA2005-04.jpg

DON [thinking]: Hmm, I'm not sure that microphone is placed in the ideal position - I don't want the cymbal blocking the ladies' view of my gorgeous self.

[Outlawman13]

LOL those are too funny

How about this one:
http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q500/crocs327/glennsayingwhatthe.jpg

[AlreadyGone95]

http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q500/crocs327/glennsayingwhatthe.jpg

Glenn: Don, stop laughing at my dirty joke. Someone has a camera. Act natural. *puts on a serious face*

Don *can't contain laughter*

[NOLA]

http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q500/crocs327/glennsayingwhatthe.jpg

Glenn: (checks his watch under the wristband) "How long has Joe been crashed out in this road box?"

Don: (laughs) "He's still in there?! Holy crap! We gotta let him out, brother."

Roadie: "Who you got stashed in that one? Irving?"

[AlreadyGone95]

Glenn: (checks his watch under the wristband) "How long has Joe been crashed out in this road box?"

Don: (laughs) "He's still in there?! Holy crap! We gotta let him out, brother."

Roadie: "Who you got stashed in that one? Irving?"


:rofl: :rofl:

[Outlawman13]

LOL I love this!!!! You guys make me laugh!!

[anne_m]

Just wanted to say these old photos and captions are making me happy =] I'm kinda sad cause I'm going back to school tomorrow...but this whole message board brightens my day hehe.

[Jonny Come Lately]

http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q500/crocs327/glennsayingwhatthe.jpg

(Faint noise from inside one of the containers)

Roadie: It sounds like there's someone inside that one. Should I take a look?

Glenn (nervously): No... no need! I mean, why would anyone do that?

(Thinking to himself: I had this joke planned so perfectly, Joe was gonna jump out and scare Fingers and Tim! How are we gonna explain it to this guy?)

Don: Your idea, not mine! (His infamous warped sense of humour means he can't stop laughing...)

[SilverAcidRayne]

is something wrong? you didn't see anything. you got me?

[Outlawman13]

LOL I just love this photo!!! Caption this one:
http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q500/crocs327/lookatthatbutt_1.jpg

[AlreadyGone95]

LOL I just love this photo!!! Caption this one:
http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q500/crocs327/lookatthatbutt_1.jpg

Glenn: Randy, can you spot me $100 for the Eagles Poker game?

Randy: No, you still owe $200 from last week's game.

Glenn: Don, how about you?

Don: ah, what the heck. Let me see if I have $100.

[AlreadyGone95]

I feel like reviving this thread.

http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a552/kim_dixon2/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_3194-980x1306_zpshgw84udr.jpg
Joe: *in a super deep voice* I'm Walsh Man. I can fly and play a mean guitar as well. I will amaze you with my coolness.


Anyone else wanna try?

[SoaringRockyMountainWay]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who calls him Walsh Man. Sometimes when I hear one of his songs on the radio I just shout out, "The Walsh Man is on!" :hilarious:

[Brooke]

Good one! :rofl:

[NOLA]

I feel like reviving this thread.

http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a552/kim_dixon2/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_3194-980x1306_zpshgw84udr.jpg

Joe (thinks to himself): Yeah, playing Superman for a day is cool, but if I stay in this spandex suit any longer, I'll be singing as high as Timothy!

[AlreadyGone95]

Joe (thinks to himself): Yeah, playing Superman for a day is cool, but if I stay in this spandex suit any longer, I'll be singing as high as Timothy!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Jonny Come Lately]

http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a552/kim_dixon2/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_3194-980x1306_zpshgw84udr.jpg

Joe: Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through... wait, what am I doing here?
Guy at the back: Everybody say he's cool!
Guys at the front: He's cool!

[SoaringRockyMountainWay]

Joe: Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through... wait, what am I doing here?
Guy at the back: Everybody say he's cool!
Guys at the front: He's cool!
Love it!!!! :hilarious:

[Ive always been a dreamer]

Love those captions and what a great choice for a picture.

[SoaringRockyMountainWay]

http://i1.wp.com/www.nationalenquirer.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/glenn-fry-dead-featured.jpg?resize=540%2C400

Glenn: What the heck are you doing, Joe?!

[buffyfan145]

That just cracked me up because I can totally see that being the case for that look. LOL :lol:

[Prettymaid]

http://i1.wp.com/www.nationalenquirer.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/glenn-fry-dead-featured.jpg?resize=540%2C400

Glenn: Darn prescription sunglasses! Can't see with 'em, can't see without 'em!

[Brooke]

Good ones! :lol:

New pic for me, too!

[DivineDon]

Glenn to Don: "Don't tell me you've forgotten the words again!!!"

http://i1381.photobucket.com/albums/ah228/deirdrekelly25/D%20%20and%20%20G_zpsjcxeqkxc.jpg (http://s1381.photobucket.com/user/deirdrekelly25/media/D%20%20and%20%20G_zpsjcxeqkxc.jpg.html)

[buffyfan145]

Glenn to Don: "Don't tell me you've forgotten the words again!!!"

http://i1381.photobucket.com/albums/ah228/deirdrekelly25/D%20%20and%20%20G_zpsjcxeqkxc.jpg (http://s1381.photobucket.com/user/deirdrekelly25/media/D%20%20and%20%20G_zpsjcxeqkxc.jpg.html)

Aww that does remind me of HFO too!!! :D

[Annoying Twit]

http://i1381.photobucket.com/albums/ah228/deirdrekelly25/D%20%20and%20%20G_zpsjcxeqkxc.jpg (http://s1381.photobucket.com/user/deirdrekelly25/media/D%20%20and%20%20G_zpsjcxeqkxc.jpg.html)

Don't worry, it'll be OK. Joe's gonna do an extended solo for Rocky Mountain Way while Steuart searches the venue for the rest of your guitar.

[Victim of Love]

I figure with the new CD on the verge of release and a few great new photos out there, it's time for us to take a stab at some captions for this. I, for one, can think of several possibilities as I'm sure you can too! I can't wait to see what everyone comes up with. https://www.eaglesonlinecentral.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=132&pictureid=1258

Timothy, with a look of challenge in his eyes: "If you want, here it is, come and get it."

[Annoying Twit]

. https://www.eaglesonlinecentral.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=132&pictureid=1258


'Tim, I know that EVERYONE has you sing harmony vocals on their albums. But, I've spoken to every single Tongan artist I could find, and they all say "no"'.

[travlnman2]

https://www.eaglesonlinecentral.com/images/eaglesyikes.jpg

Glenn: All right boys last pic then we can go home.
Felder: Don stop falling asleep your going to ruin the photo.
Don: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Joe: So do we fake smile or just go natural?
Randy: Isn't that your natural smile?

[Houston Baby]

https://www.eaglesonlinecentral.com/images/eaglesyikes.jpg

Don: Do these boots go with this outfit?

[Annoying Twit]

https://www.eaglesonlinecentral.com/images/eaglesyikes.jpg


'I don't see the problem, what's wrong with re-naming the band "Don Felder & the Eagles"?'

EDIT: Whare are the rules for this thread? Can we just add new pictures and captions?

E.g.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/Eagles.jpg

Glenn: "That contact lens cost me over $50. Nobody move from the spot. Just keep on looking until we find it."

[Brooke]

Good ones, everyone! :rofl:

AT, I don't think there are any rules....post an Eagles or related pic and answer or others can answer.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong please!

[Annoying Twit]

I'll put this one up for others to caption!

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03552/glenn-frey-don-hen_3552917b.jpg

[Freypower]

Good ones, everyone! :rofl:

AT, I don't think there are any rules....post an Eagles or related pic and answer or others can answer.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong please!

Just make sure you post a photo..... :p

[Ive always been a dreamer]

I'll put this one up for others to caption!

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03552/glenn-frey-don-hen_3552917b.jpg

Oh this photo is one of my favorites for this thread.

Glenn: Mom - I don't want to invite Don to Thanksgiving dinner. He just hit me in the face and stole my weed.

[VillageGirl]

Oh this photo is one of my favorites for this thread.

Glenn: Mom - I don't want to invite Don to Thanksgiving dinner. He just hit me in the face and stole my weed.

That was hysterical!

Here's one." Glenn man, get off the phone. It's time for your art lesson. See just a little dab of color and you got yourself some birds or something like that there.
Not only am I an amazing singer and am extremely eloquent, but I am a spectacular painter too. Even have the right hairstyle."

[sodascouts]

Funny ones, guys! I've been trying to think of one but so far, no luck!

[Annoying Twit]

Here's another one for people to caption:

http://www.trbimg.com/img-506c9cae/turbine/la-lakers-celebrities-joe-walsh/500/500x281

[Ive always been a dreamer]

Here's another one for people to caption:

http://www.trbimg.com/img-506c9cae/turbine/la-lakers-celebrities-joe-walsh/500/500x281

Joe: I wonder what the philosophical meaning of Lakers games is?

[Jonny Come Lately]

Here's another one for people to caption:

http://www.trbimg.com/img-506c9cae/turbine/la-lakers-celebrities-joe-walsh/500/500x281

'Are you alright? You look a bit shocked'

Joe: 'It's these kids nowadays, they're scaring me! Even in my wildest days in the seventies I'd never have even thought about doing what they do with the hotel televisions now...'

[VillageGirl]

Here's another one for people to caption:

http://www.trbimg.com/img-506c9cae/turbine/la-lakers-celebrities-joe-walsh/500/500x281

Joe: "What's up with the uniforms? I remember the NBA playing in short shorts, not long skirts!"

[AlreadyGone95]

Here's another one for people to caption:

http://www.trbimg.com/img-506c9cae/turbine/la-lakers-celebrities-joe-walsh/500/500x281

Joe: " I wonder how much these guys get paid to play."

Unknown Lady: "Most are paid several million dollars per year. Even the rookies and second string players are paid several hundred thousand dollars, if not a million or so."

Joe: *completely dumbfounded look on his face* " WHAT?! I had to work hard to earn the money I have. It took a lot of blood, sweat, and tears for me to achieve success. The "second stringers" in the music world are usually stuck in clubs or bars for most of their careers. Hmmm..." *thinks for a moment* "Maybe I chose the wrong profession."


Note: It's definitely not the best or funniest caption, but I have to shake my headat how much money professional athletes can potentially make.

[Brooke]

Too funny everyone! :lol:

AG, the blond is Joe's wife, Marjorie Bach.

[Annoying Twit]

Too funny everyone! :lol:

AG, the blond is Joe's wife, Marjorie Bach.

I have a caption for this one that I think makes good use of Joe's facial expression. But, it's a bit ribald.

Here's another photo to caption.

http://www.randymeisneronline.com/images/eaglesdesperadoup.jpg

[UndertheWire]

"What did you expect when you invited us to a Glam-rock festival?"

[Annoying Twit]

Do you know what I had to do to get these guns? And your so-called master plan is to hold up a truck transporting hostess twinkies?

BTW: Thought of one for the Joe picture.

Joe: No! Ringo and I weren't in the same band. I don't think there even is a band called The Beagles.

[sodascouts]

http://www.randymeisneronline.com/images/eaglesdesperadoup.jpg

First on the list of things to do: TEACH THE GUYS HOW TO HOLD GUNS!

[RudieCantFail]

http://www.randymeisneronline.com/images/eaglesdesperadoup.jpg

First on the list of things to do: TEACH THE GUYS HOW TO HOLD GUNS!

Good one, Soda! Lol at Randy and Don. Geez, Randy, don't hold a revolver like that! Don just looks like he doesn't care. Glenn and Bernie look cool enough holding theirs like that.

[LovinGlennGirl]

http://www.randymeisneronline.com/images/eaglesdesperadoup.jpg

First on the list of things to do: TEACH THE GUYS HOW TO HOLD GUNS!

Good one :)

My first try at captioning:

Ladies Love Outlaws

[travlnman2]

Good one :)

My first try at captioning:

Ladies Love Outlaws


When you called the Eagles did you expect the Football team or Us?

[travlnman2]

https://www.eaglesonlinecentral.com/images/eaglesRS75-04.jpg

Bernie do you have to bring that banjo everywhere?

[shunlvswx]

The way Bernie is holding it, he's about to shoot Glenn's foot. LOL

[Jonny Come Lately]

Here's another photo to caption.

http://www.randymeisneronline.com/images/eaglesdesperadoup.jpg

GLENN: So Glyn, are you REALLY sure you don't like the Doolin-Dalton/Desperado Reprise?

DON: Your decision, but I'd think about it very carefully if I were you...

BERNIE (thinking to himself): This is a little not okay... but I've seen worse in The Flying Burrito Brothers. Once they win this argument, I think I'm going surfin'!

[Delilah]

(I wish this was a better quality photo!)
http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u440/Delilah21/Eagles/63e375ad-fa74-4fec-b4b6-b331eb95ebd3_zpsebj0iddp.png (http://s1067.photobucket.com/user/Delilah21/media/Eagles/63e375ad-fa74-4fec-b4b6-b331eb95ebd3_zpsebj0iddp.png.html)

[Ive always been a dreamer]

(I wish this was a better quality photo!)
http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u440/Delilah21/Eagles/63e375ad-fa74-4fec-b4b6-b331eb95ebd3_zpsebj0iddp.png (http://s1067.photobucket.com/user/Delilah21/media/Eagles/63e375ad-fa74-4fec-b4b6-b331eb95ebd3_zpsebj0iddp.png.html)

Bernie: I'm blocking the door so no more girls can get in. Just look across the room - by the number of girls over there, our 'Spin the Bottle' game is going to last all night long.

[Jonny Come Lately]

(I wish this was a better quality photo!)
http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u440/Delilah21/Eagles/63e375ad-fa74-4fec-b4b6-b331eb95ebd3_zpsebj0iddp.png (http://s1067.photobucket.com/user/Delilah21/media/Eagles/63e375ad-fa74-4fec-b4b6-b331eb95ebd3_zpsebj0iddp.png.html)

(Randy has told a joke to the others. It hasn't gone done well...)

Bernie: I'm guessing that was meant to be the punchline?

Randy: Don, I'm not saying it was the greatest joke ever told, but it wasn't THAT bad was it?

Don H: I didn't think so, but I think Felder over there fell asleep before you got to the end!

Glenn (thinking to himself, looking around the room) Hmmm... jokes... lightbulbs... lightbulb jokes... I wonder how many guitarists it would take to change a lightbulb? That'd be a good one!

[Delilah]

(I wish this was a better quality photo!)
http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u440/Delilah21/Eagles/63e375ad-fa74-4fec-b4b6-b331eb95ebd3_zpsebj0iddp.png (http://s1067.photobucket.com/user/Delilah21/media/Eagles/63e375ad-fa74-4fec-b4b6-b331eb95ebd3_zpsebj0iddp.png.html)

Don H: See, this is what happens when we're late to the 3rd Encore. The roadies lock us out and won't let us in!

[UndertheWire]

That's a good one.

[Brooke]

:rofl: Too funny!

[travlnman2]

:shock: lol.

So this is just like getting called down to the principles office

[travlnman2]

Don H: Who did not pay the rent this month we all agreed to switch it every month.

Glenn: I am going to kick someones :censored: next time we get off stage
not cool man.

Randy: I payed last month.

Berine: I payed before Randy.

Felder. Queitly whistles to himself.

[Annoying Twit]

(I wish this was a better quality photo!)
http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u440/Delilah21/Eagles/63e375ad-fa74-4fec-b4b6-b331eb95ebd3_zpsebj0iddp.png (http://s1067.photobucket.com/user/Delilah21/media/Eagles/63e375ad-fa74-4fec-b4b6-b331eb95ebd3_zpsebj0iddp.png.html)

Don't get me wrong, I like Texas Chilli. But next time, let's make sure we're not staying in a hotel with only one toilet.

*KNOCKS* Irving? Ya finished in there?

[buffyfan145]

That pic and all these captions are just cracking me up!!! LOL :laugh:

[travlnman2]

https://www.eaglesonlinecentral.com/images/eaglesHCTB03.jpg

Thats my spot Felder

[Brooke]

These are all good ones! Keep up the good work, everyone! :lol:

[Annoying Twit]

https://www.eaglesonlinecentral.com/images/eaglesHCTB03.jpg


WTF? You're not telling me they actually BELIEVED Henley's 'I'm a qualified commercial airline pilot' routine?

[travlnman2]

WTF? You're not telling me they actually BELIEVED Henley's 'I'm a qualified commercial airline pilot' routine?

Haha.
Sorry Glenn got no cash on me

[Jonny Come Lately]

WTF? You're not telling me they actually BELIEVED Henley's 'I'm a qualified commercial airline pilot' routine?

This is just brilliant! :rofl: Cracked me up for sure!

[DJ]

WTF? You're not telling me they actually BELIEVED Henley's 'I'm a qualified commercial airline pilot' routine?

Randy: hey glenn where's that 20 yah owe me? Glenn: Felder pony up for me. Felder: Oh ok!

[chaim]

The Glenn, Felder & Randy pic...

Glenn: "Fingers, the third note in your solo in (insert song title here) was an f instead of an f sharp. Randy, when you sang harmony in the second chorus, your third last note in the fourth sentence was an f sharp instead of an f."

Randy: "That's because it IS an f sharp. Listen to your own record."

[Annoying Twit]

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2014829/rs_560x415-140929123925-1024.don-henley-stevie-nicks-092914.jpg

Stevie: I remember the times long ago where I didn't have to do this to help him hit that high note in 'One Of These Nights'.

[Brooke]

:hilarious: You all are good!

[shunlvswx]

Ok. What do you think Don and James thinking in this picture.

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/singer-james-taylor-and-eagles-band-member-don-henley-listen-to-picture-id627755442?s=594x594

[Brooke]

Not aiming to skip your pic, Shun, but when I saw the following pic, I had one for it. I'll be back to do yours.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y63/desperado74/Henley/DonHenleyKCH2016_zpscyqnk6lu.jpg (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/desperado74/media/Henley/DonHenleyKCH2016_zpscyqnk6lu.jpg.html)

Don: Who's medallion is this? I like my medallion!

[shunlvswx]

That's a good one, Brooke.

[Annoying Twit]

Ok. What do you think Don and James thinking in this picture.

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/singer-james-taylor-and-eagles-band-member-don-henley-listen-to-picture-id627755442?s=594x594

Shhhh! No-one tell Donald Trump what the significance of the rainbow is.

[chaim]

Ok. What do you think Don and James thinking in this picture.

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/singer-james-taylor-and-eagles-band-member-don-henley-listen-to-picture-id627755442?s=594x594

Don: "Hahaha-ha" (thinking "You'd think this guy had developed a sense of humor by now...")

[chaim]

Not aiming to skip your pic, Shun, but when I saw the following pic, I had one for it. I'll be back to do yours.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y63/desperado74/Henley/DonHenleyKCH2016_zpscyqnk6lu.jpg (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/desperado74/media/Henley/DonHenleyKCH2016_zpscyqnk6lu.jpg.html)

Don: Who's medallion is this? I like my medallion!

Don (to himself): "Wait... does this say 'The Rolling Stones'?!? Luckily I have my glasses in my pocket. When I get a private moment I will definitely investigate this matter and inform my bandmates and management if my suspicions turn out to be correct. But until then I'll play along."

[Annoying Twit]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y63/desperado74/Henley/DonHenleyKCH2016_zpscyqnk6lu.jpg

Don thinks: I"m onstage in front of thousands and my medallion has fallen down my pants. Do I rummage around and retrieve it, or do I just pretend that nothing's wrong?

[chaim]

:hilarious:

[Brooke]

Good ones everyone! :rofl:

[shunlvswx]

Not aiming to skip your pic, Shun, but when I saw the following pic, I had one for it. I'll be back to do yours.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y63/desperado74/Henley/DonHenleyKCH2016_zpscyqnk6lu.jpg (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/desperado74/media/Henley/DonHenleyKCH2016_zpscyqnk6lu.jpg.html)

Don: Hmm. Let's look at this ribbon. Hmm. The KCH didn't put "The" in front of the "Eagles." For a change. Somebody actually did their homework. But should I tell them "The" is actually suppose to be there.

[shunlvswx]

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/singer-james-taylor-and-eagles-band-member-don-henley-listen-to-picture-id627755442?s=594x594

James: Do you really think Joe would had destroy the White House?
Don: Yep and say the Secret Service did it. Don & James laugh.
Don: I'm glad he didn't pack the chainsaw.

[DivineDon]

Don: Hmm. Let's look at this ribbon. Hmm. The KCH didn't put "The" in front of the "Eagles." For a change. Somebody actually did their homework.


Shun, this is probably exactly what Don was thinking! We know him so well :heart:

[sodascouts]

LOL. Great captions, guys! I love this thread.

[UndertheWire]

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t450/hairynosed/185677435_zpscm8wwfyq.jpg
"When we said we wanted individual changing rooms..."

[travlnman2]

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t450/hairynosed/185677435_zpscm8wwfyq.jpg
"When we said we wanted individual changing rooms..."

Those are the 5 best portapotties money can buy

[shunlvswx]

That's the first time I've ever seen that picture.

[Brooke]

Me too! :lol:

[Delilah]

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t450/hairynosed/185677435_zpscm8wwfyq.jpg
"When we said we wanted individual changing rooms..."

Randy: We went from pictures in the desert to this?

Glenn: I said we want MORE HOTTIES, not port-a-potties!

Bernie: Joe must have been here with his chainsaw. My door is missing!

Henley: OK, let me explain again the proper way to install toilet paper...

Felder: Good thing I have my cool shades in case this makes the cover of Rolling Stone.

[buffyfan145]

I'm loving these!!! LOL :lol:

[UndertheWire]

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t450/hairynosed/185677252_zpsrf48tp54.jpg
"Can you hurry up? We need time to put on our stage make-up."

(Funny to see Don and Glenn with matching bracelets.)

[travlnman2]

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t450/hairynosed/185677252_zpsrf48tp54.jpg
"Can you hurry up? We need time to put on our stage make-up."

(Funny to see Don and Glenn with matching bracelets.)

Okay who has the bet hair?

By the way Don's Afro is Not Natural

[Brooke]

Funny ones! :lol:

I had never noticed Don H wearing a bracelet before. And they do look just alike.

Agree with you, too, t2!

[sodascouts]

Great finds for the caption thread! I'm loving these!

[sodascouts]

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t450/hairynosed/185677252_zpsrf48tp54.jpg

Glenn [to Felder]: I wish the other guys would get on board with modeling the tour merchandise. At least you and I are rockin' it.

[Annoying Twit]

http://www.billboard.com/files/styles/article_main_image/public/media/eagles-portrait-bw-1973-billboard-650.jpg

Hold on tight lads. If Joe gets his hands on these chairs too, it'll be standing only for the rest of the day.

[Ive always been a dreamer]

Good one, AT. I'll take a crack at this one too ...

http://www.billboard.com/files/styles/article_main_image/public/media/eagles-portrait-bw-1973-billboard-650.jpg

Glenn: Well, since I may have annoyed my bandmates, I'll be the happy spokesman for the band today.

[Jonny Come Lately]

http://www.billboard.com/files/styles/article_main_image/public/media/eagles-portrait-bw-1973-billboard-650.jpg

Glenn: You know guys, I'm thinking this would be a great band photo for our next record!
Randy: Um, well, I guess, but...
Bernie: Um, NO.
Don (thinks to himself): Think you might be wasting time with this one, Glenn. Hmmm, wasting time? Might be a song idea there...

[Brooke]

:applause: Good ones! :lol:

[Annoying Twit]

http://bestclassicbands.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Timothy-B-Schmit-1-8-17.jpg

Thinks: "WTF? Where did those extra two strings come from?"

[travlnman2]

http://www.feelnumb.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Don-Henley-Axl-Rose-Guns-N-Roses-AMA-Drums.jpg

Maybe this could be my next gig, I wonder if Glenn thinks that this is how we should rock.

[Annoying Twit]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DBu6nL2wxGs/maxresdefault.jpg

Don: "He does this every time anyone mentions Mount Rushmore. Sorry Joe, you've got to be a president to get your face up there."

[Jonny Come Lately]

http://www.feelnumb.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Don-Henley-Axl-Rose-Guns-N-Roses-AMA-Drums.jpg

Don (thinks): These shades look cool, but they're making it hard to play! It's getting dark, too dark to see in here!

[Annoying Twit]

https://img.youtube.com/vi/O5gxPn1-KRY/sddefault.jpg

Glenn, Glenn, leave the bar chords to Joe. You've done enough damage to yourself already.

[Ive always been a dreamer]

Good ones everyone!


https://img.youtube.com/vi/O5gxPn1-KRY/sddefault.jpg


Glenn: Hmmm - Wonder what's up with Don being so warm and fuzzy tonight?

[Jonny Come Lately]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DBu6nL2wxGs/maxresdefault.jpg

Don: I'm sure Glenn will be proud and delighted to hear that the Longbranch Pennywhistle album means so much to you, but I cannot answer your question as I have no experience of being in that particular band!'

[UndertheWire]

Copying from the Glenn photo thread:

https://scontent-ams3-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/c22.0.1035.1035/17495337_1318839968197151_1890952428300271616_n.jp g
I don't care about all this dressing up, just make us look cool.

[New Kid In Town]

Good one UTW. He does look cool and HS & G !

[chaim]

Don: I'm sure Glenn will be proud and delighted to hear that the Longbranch Pennywhistle album means so much to you, but I cannot answer your question as I have no experience of being in that particular band!'

:hilarious:

How about:

Don: "Well, first of all, in this political climate..."

Joe: (thinking) "Oh great! Now I have to stand here and listen to this for at least twenty minutes."

EDIT:

Oh, and the picture is: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DBu6nL2wxGs/maxresdefault.jpg

[Brooke]

Copying from the Glenn photo thread:

I don't care about all this dressing up, just make us look cool.

Glenn, you most definitely have it covered here! :smokin: :drool:

ETA: I didn't remember Glenn wearing a man blouse like this! I guess it just wasn't that noticeable in the other pics from this shoot! I like! :nod:

[Delilah]

From GoranV's post
https://scontent-ams3-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/c22.0.1035.1035/17495337_1318839968197151_1890952428300271616_n.jp g

Glenn: Well it took me awhile but I finally decided which hat to wear.

[FreyFollower]

When looking about the room in the pic, I thought maybe:
Glenn: Just leaving. SOMEBODY'S gotta go pay for that lamp back there that Walsh trashed!

[sodascouts]

Reviving this old thread in case anyone feels inspired - but even if you don't, these old ones are worth a re-read (if the photo is still there)!

This is the one CAinOH did:

https://content.screencast.com/users/cheryl7821/folders/Default/media/0f8d9b8b-753b-4e95-b99e-a41b255fa8e4/EaglesBoat.jpg

[CAinOH]

Reviving this old thread in case anyone feels inspired - but even if you don't, these old ones are worth a re-read (if the photo is still there)!

This is the one CAinOH did:

https://content.screencast.com/users/cheryl7821/folders/Default/media/0f8d9b8b-753b-4e95-b99e-a41b255fa8e4/EaglesBoat.jpg

And my caption is:

Randy: I get to wear the hat!

Everyone else: I wanted to wear the hat.

[Ive always been a dreamer]

Okay - I'll take a shot at this one ...

Glenn: Well, as they say ... I'm the man with the plan. And I've just hatched the perfect one to snatch that hat off Randy's head and wipe that silly grin off his face.

[sodascouts]

lol Dreamer!

I've got one:

https://content.screencast.com/users/cheryl7821/folders/Default/media/0f8d9b8b-753b-4e95-b99e-a41b255fa8e4/EaglesBoat.jpg

Female photographer: Bernie, Glenn, I feel like your T-shirts are really ruining the aesthetic of the photo. Everyone else is in denim.

Bernie: Well, I don't have a denim shirt.

Glenn: Neither do I.

Female Photographer: I've got a solution.


[*****]



https://eaglesonlinecentral.com/images/eagles1975boat03.jpg

Female Photographer: PERFECT!!!

[takeiteasy]

Soda, you're a real genius! I'm enjoying so much this thread! :drool:
Come on! Go on!

[chaim]

Randy: "A nice hat. What do you think, Bernie?"
Bernie: "I think I'll go surfing."

[Pippinwhite]

Kinda low resolution, but caption this!
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/48387162_2091070240936387_143437957632622592_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=111&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=944c722b2d2143cd3bade066098d49a2&oe=5C939850

My caption: "You gonna help us change this tire, Henley? Or just stand around while you tell us what we're doing wrong?"

[chaim]

Kinda low resolution, but caption this!
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/48387162_2091070240936387_143437957632622592_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=111&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=944c722b2d2143cd3bade066098d49a2&oe=5C939850

My caption: "You gonna help us change this tire, Henley? Or just stand around while you tell us what we're doing wrong?"

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[sodascouts]

LOL! I am lovin' these!

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/48387162_2091070240936387_143437957632622592_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=111&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=944c722b2d2143cd3bade066098d49a2&oe=5C939850

Glenn: "Don, I know you like my new belt buckle, but if you keep staring like that, people are gonna start talking."

[takeiteasy]

:rofl: :rofl:

[takeiteasy]

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/81/1c/ae/811cae065a3cd8fb3f92e4ec8f0b7621.jpg Don Felder: "Come on Glenn... give me a gulp of your whisky. I find very original that you're drinking it in a plastic glass!"

Glenn Frey: (Thinking) Hmmm...If I let him taste it, he'll realize that I'm drinking cold camomile tea and I'll show myself to be a real sissy...

[chaim]

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/81/1c/ae/811cae065a3cd8fb3f92e4ec8f0b7621.jpg Don Felder: "Come on Glenn... give me a gulp of your whisky. I find very original that you're drinking it in a plastic glass!"

Glenn Frey: (Thinking) Hmmm...If I let him taste it, he'll realize that I'm drinking cold camomile tea and I'll show myself to be a real sissy...

Glenn Frey: "(some sarcastic joke)"
Don Felder: (thinking) "One day I'll write a book and tell everyone you said that."

(Sorry, couldn't resist, haha!)

[Ive always been a dreamer]

These are really good and funny - keep 'em coming everyone!


LOL! I am lovin' these!

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/48387162_2091070240936387_143437957632622592_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=111&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=944c722b2d2143cd3bade066098d49a2&oe=5C939850

Glenn: "Don, I know you like my new belt buckle, but if you keep staring like that, people are gonna start talking."

And on a similar note ...

Don: Glenn, WTF, why are you using your Eagles medallion as a belt buckle?

[Brooke]

:rofl: Love them all! Thanks everyone!

[sodascouts]

Yes, these are all cracking me up!

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/81/1c/ae/811cae065a3cd8fb3f92e4ec8f0b7621.jpg

Glenn: Felder, how do you do it? Ever since I've grown out this beard, I haven't been able to eat without getting crumbs in it.... and I can never get 'em all out!

Felder: I'll tell you the minute after you let me sing lead on an album.

[Ive always been a dreamer]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Okay - here's one I remember being posted a long time ago with a caption along the lines of ...

M'aam, please look very carefully ... Can you identify the man that stole your banjo here?

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b141/glennfreyonline/eaglesbanjowall.jpg

[CAinOH]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Okay - here's one I remember being posted a long time ago with a caption along the lines of ...

M'aam, please look very carefully ... Can you identify the man that stole your banjo here?

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b141/glennfreyonline/eaglesbanjowall.jpg

Great caption! (And, lovin' that the photo is being taken with an Instamatic camera. Boy, does that bring back memories!)

[takeiteasy]

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/aa/47/a4/aa47a440250db8d76cbf3f596ad33578.jpg The guys are deciding how to distribute their rooms.
It's late in the night and they want to go to bed.


Randy: "I think all of us in the same room it's a good idea"

Bernie: "I want to sleep alone, you could stay in one room and the other for the instruments"

Glenn: "Don and me in the same room and you can distribute the rest of rooms as you like"

Henley: " I agree with you but the biggest one for us"

Felder: " Yep, Glenn and Henley together, Randy and Bernie together and I could spend some time by turns with all of you!"


Will they manage to agree or will they sleep in the corridor?

[Pippinwhite]

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/aa/47/a4/aa47a440250db8d76cbf3f596ad33578.jpg

Glenn: "That's the last time we pick up girls in the hotel bar."
Henley: "Well, how did I know they were gonna lock us all out of our rooms so they could stay for free?"
Randy: "You and your bright ideas."
Bernie: "Let's go kick Azoff out of his room. It won't kill him to sleep in the lobby."
Felder: "How much cash has everybody got? Let's just get a cab to another hotel."
Glenn: "Randy, go sweet talk that desk clerk into calling maintenance and getting us into our rooms."
Randy: "Why me?"
Glenn: "Cause you've got the baby face, that's why. Just do the sweet farm boy thing."
Randy: "She's old enough to be my mom!"
Glenn: "Exactly. They can't resist a helpless case."
Randy (getting up): "You guys OWE me for this one!"

[sodascouts]

In both of these set ups, I want to see the next scene! LOL!

[Brooke]

Me too! :lol:

You all are doing great! Keep 'em coming!

[takeiteasy]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/cd/48/bb/cd48bbe78a8ee262e932598de39491e9.jpg Randy: "I'm freezing"

Felder: "This man is really freezing: he doesn't wear anything under his kilt!

Randy: "And how do you know that?

Felder: Gulp...

Glenn: "Don, what do you think of hiring the piper in my ancestor's honour to create the wind section of the band?"

Don: "When Hell freezes over, dear Glenn"

Joe: (Thinking) And then they say that I dress extravagant in the concerts...

[Pippinwhite]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/cd/48/bb/cd48bbe78a8ee262e932598de39491e9.jpg
Glenn (looks at Henley): You know how you can tell when bagpipes are off key?
Henley: How?
Glenn: They're playing!
(Henley snickers)
Felder: It's too cold for this!
Joe: Hey! I could learn to play bagpipes! Hey mister! How much you want for those things?
Randy: Joe, if you even think about bringing bagpipes on the plane, I'll.. I'll... I'll HIDE YOUR DOPE!
Joe: Bummer, dude. That's harsh.

[sodascouts]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/cd/48/bb/cd48bbe78a8ee262e932598de39491e9.jpg Randy: "I'm freezing"

Felder: "This man is really freezing: he doesn't wear anything under his kilt!

Randy: "And how do you know that?

Felder: Gulp...

Glenn: "Don, what do you think of hiring the piper in my ancestor's honour to create the wind section of the band?"

Don: "When Hell freezes over, dear Glenn"

Joe: (Thinking) And then they say that I dress extravagant in the concerts...


LOL!!!! Naughty!

[sodascouts]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/cd/48/bb/cd48bbe78a8ee262e932598de39491e9.jpg
Glenn (looks at Henley): You know how you can tell when bagpipes are off key?
Henley: How?
Glenn: They're playing!
(Henley snickers)
Felder: It's too cold for this!
Joe: Hey! I could learn to play bagpipes! Hey mister! How much you want for those things?
Randy: Joe, if you even think about bringing bagpipes on the plane, I'll.. I'll... I'll HIDE YOUR DOPE!
Joe: Bummer, dude. That's harsh.

LOL! I can hear Glenn making that bagpipe joke! :lol: