Eagles Song Parodies

OK, in honor of the Eagles musical, I decide to revive the parody thread!

To the tune of "On the Border":

The Eagles said they're puttin' out a DVD
Gotta say that's sounding pretty fine to me
Sounds like good business - but then I discover
A musical is what is on the Eagles' front burner

That's right, they're going on Broadway
There's gonna be a show built 'round their songs
Except the Eagles won't be singing them, no way
Others will sing and dance to their catalog

After I heard that, I thought "That's wrong"
Then I got to thinkin' "But it's got good songs.
Perhaps I'll enjoy it, with a little luck."
And I thought, "Y'know, if it's done right
It won't have to suck."

Oh, they're going on Broadway
Perhaps the musical won't be so bad
Let's keep an open mind, it just might be OK
Maybe they've learned from Mamma Mia's mishaps

So now, what's its name?
Hotel California
So now, what's the place?
The big Great White Way

And we wanna know
Who's gonna be in it?
You'd better cast it just right
Or it could sound like $hit

Oh, they're going to Broadway
All they wanted was some extra dough
Won't be about their lives, but maybe that's OK
At least we know for sure the soundtrack is gold

Out on Broadway...
Out on Broadway...
Out on Broadway...
Out on Broadway...

Out on Broadway....
(Don't know if it'll work; I think it could)
They're going to Broadway...

Out on Broadway...
(All we need is just a plot that's good)
They're going to Broadway

Out on Broadway...
(I'm gonna buy a ticket, yeah, I think I should)
They're going to Broadway

Out on Broadway...
(Don't remind me about Mamma Mia)
They're going to Broadway

Out on Broadway...
(Let's pray to God it's not like Mamma Mia)
They're going to Broadway

Out on Broadway...

Excellent!! :bow:

And thanks for reviving this thread!! It will give me something to do for a day or so... I love doing these, even if they aren't always outstanding. lol

Soda:applause::applause::applause:

LOL Soda!!!

Great song!

Thanks, guys!

OMG, Soda! Love it! :hilarious:

Nice work, Soda!

Reviving this thread again in case any new (or veteran) members want to contribute... Feel free!

Here's a new one from me about cell phones during concerts.

To the tune of "Those Shoes":

Welcome to our show tonight, pretty mama
We hope you have a real good time
But in the middle of the singing and the music
Your cell phone can't be in sight

We know you say you've paid enough
But you be good or we will get rough
It really sets off our fuse

Oh no, you can't use that
Once we've started playing these tunes

Doesn't matter if it's iPhone or it's Android
Lose that shiny little phone that's in your hand
You say you just want to take photos
Too bad, that's not cool with this band

Taking selfies for your Instagram
Posting crap on Facebook bout your cat
During our concert - that's rude

Oh no, you can't do that
Once we've started playing these tunes

We're looking at you; we can see you
Checking Twitter, Tumblr, texting friends
The screen's glow gives you away
Guards will come get you; they'll eject you
If you still won't put your cell phone down
Ooh, you'll see some stage rage!

You try to sneak a vid for YouTube
Security will get their hands on you
And throw you out of the room

Oh no, you can't do that
Once we've started playing these tunes