To the tune of Heartache Tonight

No Eagles gonna be on stage

It's an unpleasant sight

Everyone's gonna be so sad

There's nothing we can do

It's gonna be a Miserable Night, Miserable Night I know

It's gonna be a Miserable Night, Miserable Night I know, Lord I know

We can beg, and plead, till we lose our voices, We can break out in a riot, but either way it's gonna be a Miserable Night, Miserable Night without them on Stage, WHOOO HOO!