Dreaming of the Eagles

[AmarilloByMorning]

I had insomnia last night and passed the time by writing long-winded posts very few people wanted to read!

Since when have you posted something few people wanted to read? I noticed there are no social groups on here... we could create a Long-Winded Soda Society? Just a thought.

Glenn Frey! He recognizes me and starts walking with me.

Are you by any chance the Girl from Yesterday?

She's single, like me. She says she's through with men and I say something like "Come on, we need men around to kill bugs, fix things, and lift heavy objects. And they are good for other things, too." Glenn finds this hilarious and laughs pretty hard!

I kill bugs!
(small voice)...Actually no, I don't; I escort them outdoors, but that's not the point.

I figure I should help him go on the waterslide even if he is only semi-conscious since he almost died trying to get to it. I wouldn't want all of that to be for nothing!

Hahaha I just had a flash of Love Actually - "I don't want to die saving some ---- my grandmother could've written." I'm glad you got him to the waterslide. Congratulations on your rescue and thanks for sharing! I'm going to read To the Limit tonight before bed and attempt to induce an Eagles dream.