Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
After watching HOTE I was very disappointed with how much time was given to Glenn and Don but very little to the other members of the band. I have never been a big Glenn fan but always loved Tequila Sunrise. After sitting in traffic and listening to Tequila sunrise I came up with my own lyrics. Sing along:

It's another Eagles Sunrise
Stealin money from the guys
The cash piles high
Tim and Joe are hired hands
Working for me every night
Their pay is light


Every night when the lights go up
My cameltoe is right there out in front
Don is a pain in the BUUUUUUUUUTTT


Felder was a better guitarist
And I couldn't keep from stealing his fame
I wanted his pay
Oh Bernie was a better singer
but we are no longer good friends
the beer never ends


Music by Bernie and Randy


Take another swing at Randy
Oh no the black eye is going to come
Hope the ice makes it numb


It's another Eagles Sunrise
Don and I are still the same
The fans still have to pay


Thank you very much
Try mean-spirited and nasty. I worry about people who put this much effort into hating..... I also worry about people who think hate is awesome and great